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• hey black people……some not all

  Way to jump on the band wagon once there is a black candidate. Why didn’t you care before? if this the first candidate that cared about you? How many black people just now registered because of this? That’s what I want to know. Shaq did a freestyle talking shit about Kobe. It’s pretty funny. I like how the day after the Celtics won the championship nobody knew because Tiger Woods won the U.S. Open on a torn ACL. Oh yeah he hurt it a year ago. Fuck you Boston. We care about one guy more than your whole stupid city. Let me also say this. Tiger………you can suck a cock. You’re the reason golf is so expensive now.  i had fun hanging out with John, Tom, and Bourbon. They played some soccer and then shot some hoops with me. I’m tired of blogging. West west yo.

  Jun 23, 2008 · category: Election '08, f'n raging
  
  Posted by Captain Obvious

• Interesting

  I read this article today about the new Guns N Roses. If they put out the long awaited album (I believe 13 or 14 yrs and 13 million dollars in making it) Chinese Democracy then Dr. Pepper will give everyone in America a free Dr. Pepper. I think the people there are safe but let me tell you something Axl. I want my free Dr. Pepper bitch. Peep the article here. Also at work today an 80 year old man was walking to the golf area with a walker looking to purchase a golf club set for himself……..what? Nice he most likely is a golf shark so if you see him at a course don’t fall for it. I’m sure he drives like Tiger, puts like Phil, and has the mid-range shots like Vijay. West west yo.

  Mar 27, 2008 · category: music, random
  
  Posted by Captain Obvious

• what up?

  I’m sitting here on Easter Sunday watching the NCAA tournament and realized something. The crowd has 70,000 white people in it (including coaches) and in the game there’s only two (with one or two on the bench). And they’re big men. You know 6 ft 10 and goofy. Which brings me to another topic about sports and black people. Tiger Woods is mixed and black people claim him as black when he doesn’t say himself I’m a full on black man. If he wasn’t the best player in the world would you? If he played like John Daily would you? No and if he had Daily’s problems you would say we were racist because the only reason we bring it up is because he’s black.  Race card is so overplayed. It’s become the boy who cries wolf. I don’t see you claiming John Amaechi.It might be because he’s a fag though. I’m not sure because I don’t know what you think. Why has my font changed? Eh I’m too lazy to deal with it. I’m tired of seeing white people who act “black”. Be yourself douchebag. You just look like an idiot. Don’t tell me it’s the generation. It’s because you want to be something you’re not. Speak American not ebonics. Excuse me why I put on my Jay-Z album and pull down my pants and say fo shizzle a bunch. I remember when it wasn’t cool to just like things because other people did. Be yourself people. Don’t act a certain way because you’ll fit in or because Oprah tells you it should be that way.You didn’t grow up in Compton and go to the swap meet every weekend. Oprah has a billion dollars you think she’s just like everyone else. No she’s making money because you believe her stupid ass. Yeah I said it……..even with the possibility of every woman boycotting me. Suck a cock. Oprah I’ll listen to what you say for two things. That would be if you gave me some money and …….yeah that’s it. Other than that you’re stupid. Hey Oprah said it……..must be true. Dumb ass people who can’t think for themselves. In JT’s words “What Goes Around Comes Around” and it will come back on you. Yeah I made a Justin Timberlake reference. My man card has been revoked for 5 minutes. On that note men who drink fruity mixed drinks need to be tattooed with the word mangina on their forehead. I was listening to the radio earlier and I’m not a big Nickelback fan because they’re overplayed but I gave it a chance and listened to that Rockstar song. Have you ever noticed that weird dude in the background saying stuff that goes along with the lyrics. Chad Kroger says something about sign a few autographs to get my meal for free and this weird dude says “I want Quesadilla’s” or some Mexican food. F’n weird. You need to listen to “Leader of Men”. That’s their best song. I miss the intense music like Rage Against the Machine, Limp Bizkit, and all that stuff. When did everything turn bitch. I need some angry music. Some rebellion if you will. Give me something I can throw my middle finger up to and stick it to the man. America has turned bitch with all this “PC” bullshit. Let your balls drop guys. Women grow some tits. I’m tired of holding back. I keep way to much in but now you’ll hear all about it. I hope this offends some people because your hippie ass needs it. Go hump a fucking tree. West west yo.

  Mar 23, 2008 · category: random
  
  Posted by Captain Obvious