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• Really?

  Another reason to hate dirty hippies. This might be the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen. Peep it here. This requires reading. It’s not a video. But if you don’t like to read it’s ok because you can see what I’m talking about. I really don’t like hippies. West west yo.

  May 18, 2008 · category: Articles, random
  
  Posted by Captain Obvious

• I have to vent some tonight

  So I’m back in my chair making it sexy watching Sportscenter and they’re interviewing “the Zenmaster” Phil Jackson of the LA Lakers. You f’n hippie. Why don’t you retire from coaching and go hang out at the vending machines John Daniels wrote about. I bet you weren’t even wearing shoes. I had a good time after work with your Mom. Thank her for me. Hey DiCaprio quit trying to tell everyone to go green you tree hugger. The only way I would look at one of those cars that don’t use gas is if you bought it for me then I’d put it on ebay and sell it to some teeny bopper that wants your love juice. I need the money you don’t. I have to admit I like a lot of your movies though. What I do though is buy a ticket for another movie around the same time then go into yours so I don’t support your hemp sandle wearing ass. You’ve Got to Hide Your Love Away by the Beatles is a great song. Plus the title sounds anti-hippie even though I’m sure it’s not. The Beatles are the best band ever and most influential………end of discussion…….don’t even bother trying to argue with me on that. If you do then you’re what I call a fucktard and should go live on a remote island and listen to your gay music. Emo kids. Almost as bad as hippies. Quit talking about how bad your life sucks and quit wearing girl pants. I’m really disappointed with newer music. Most of it is stupid. There may be a good song every now and then but where are the artists who last more than one song or album. I’m tired of music without any lyrical meaning besides what you have or how depressed you are because your Mom didn’t hug you enough. She’s been saving them for me I suppose. Another thing I have to get off my chest about music. One of my favorite bands of all time was the original Guns n Roses not this bs line-ups Axl has put together. What the Appetite for Destruction is wrong with you Axl? (Shout out to Bourbon). First of all you never should have annoyed all your bandmates where they quit or got fired. Second of all how long have we been waiting for Chinese Democracy? Get over yourself. You’re a talented mofo but I’ve lost all interest in even hearing it. Most people that have been waiting on that album forever and enjoy your music have turned to looking foward to the new Warrent album more because at least it will come out even though it will suck. Editor’s note…….I hate Warrent I’m just trying to prove my point to W. Axl Rose. He seems like the type of ego trippin bastard that would read anything that had his name in it. Do you think John Lennon was tripping on LSD when he wrote Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds? Do you think I was when I was writing this blog? The answer would be yes (you can’t not be on something and write those lyrics) and no. All I can say is thank God for Bono, the Edge, Larry, and Adam. They still put out good music. West, west yo I’m out.

  Mar 3, 2008 · category: Celebrities, Humor, Romance, hippies, music, random, rant, sex
  
  Posted by Captain Obvious