Dive into the archives.
- obama created the fist bump
God, I wish we had an audience bigger than 4. Because this amazes me. BuzzFeed is ACTUALLY, literally claiming that Obama created the fist bump, apparently. A picture was snapped of Bush “bumping fists” with some kid - And BuzzFeed’s reaction is “George W copies Obama and gives an ecstatic little boy a fist bump”.
Um… Am I crazy, or has the “fist bump” been around for a couple decades now? I was unaware that ol’ Obama created it. And, by the way, I’m sure Bush had never done it before Obama did a few weeks ago.
Hmm, interesting. Political bias, maybe?
- A Mosaic: 4,000 Americans Dead
Really? George Bush is using our soldiers for his own agenda? And what exactly are you doing?
- Cheeseburger in a can, anyone?
The answer is no. Of course it’s no.
The German company doesn’t ship to the U.S., but we paid an embarrassing price for one on eBay, acquired by an American soldier currently stationed at a German military base. (We’re fairly sure it wasn’t smuggled out of the country in a coffin, à la American Gangster, but we aren’t 100 percent positive.) A few days later, we all eagerly gathered around the hot plate in the A.V. Club labs to see whether cheeseburger-in-a-can could possibly be any good.
Answer: no. Oh dear sweet shrieking Lord, no.






