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• Is there such thing as a mad hippie?

  What up peeps and the answer is yes as ironic as that sounds. My friend that is a hippie was i-fucking-rate the other night. I thought I was a pissed off individual but this guy takes the cake. It’s funny because he’s totally a hippie. He really hates everyone and most likely wants you reading this to die and probably the Captain as well. I feel his pain. Sometimes life is a bitch then you die. I just keep on truckin and raging instead of hitting someone with a two by four. There hasn’t been much raging on the site lately and I’m about to bring it back. I hate white, black, brown, pink, yellow, purple, and pink people all equally. Speaking of equality……..I’m tired of everyone using race, sex, gender, etc….as an excuse for everything. You treat me this way because I’m black, gay, white, tall, fat………..shut the fuck up. The reason we treat you that way is because you’re being a dildo. Not because of that other shit. You want to be treated the same and with respect then do it yourself. I read today where Dr. Phil made 90 million dollars last year. The first thought in my head was………..why?  He’s a douche bag people. He needs to be sent to an island along with John Mayer, Oprah, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Lebron James, and every other douche bag in the world. Carmelo Anthony was arrested for a DUI. Why am I the only one not surprised? He’s a fucking thug. Dumbass. West west yo.

  Apr 14, 2008 · category: people
  
  Posted by Captain Obvious

• what up?

  I’m sitting here on Easter Sunday watching the NCAA tournament and realized something. The crowd has 70,000 white people in it (including coaches) and in the game there’s only two (with one or two on the bench). And they’re big men. You know 6 ft 10 and goofy. Which brings me to another topic about sports and black people. Tiger Woods is mixed and black people claim him as black when he doesn’t say himself I’m a full on black man. If he wasn’t the best player in the world would you? If he played like John Daily would you? No and if he had Daily’s problems you would say we were racist because the only reason we bring it up is because he’s black.  Race card is so overplayed. It’s become the boy who cries wolf. I don’t see you claiming John Amaechi.It might be because he’s a fag though. I’m not sure because I don’t know what you think. Why has my font changed? Eh I’m too lazy to deal with it. I’m tired of seeing white people who act “black”. Be yourself douchebag. You just look like an idiot. Don’t tell me it’s the generation. It’s because you want to be something you’re not. Speak American not ebonics. Excuse me why I put on my Jay-Z album and pull down my pants and say fo shizzle a bunch. I remember when it wasn’t cool to just like things because other people did. Be yourself people. Don’t act a certain way because you’ll fit in or because Oprah tells you it should be that way.You didn’t grow up in Compton and go to the swap meet every weekend. Oprah has a billion dollars you think she’s just like everyone else. No she’s making money because you believe her stupid ass. Yeah I said it……..even with the possibility of every woman boycotting me. Suck a cock. Oprah I’ll listen to what you say for two things. That would be if you gave me some money and …….yeah that’s it. Other than that you’re stupid. Hey Oprah said it……..must be true. Dumb ass people who can’t think for themselves. In JT’s words “What Goes Around Comes Around” and it will come back on you. Yeah I made a Justin Timberlake reference. My man card has been revoked for 5 minutes. On that note men who drink fruity mixed drinks need to be tattooed with the word mangina on their forehead. I was listening to the radio earlier and I’m not a big Nickelback fan because they’re overplayed but I gave it a chance and listened to that Rockstar song. Have you ever noticed that weird dude in the background saying stuff that goes along with the lyrics. Chad Kroger says something about sign a few autographs to get my meal for free and this weird dude says “I want Quesadilla’s” or some Mexican food. F’n weird. You need to listen to “Leader of Men”. That’s their best song. I miss the intense music like Rage Against the Machine, Limp Bizkit, and all that stuff. When did everything turn bitch. I need some angry music. Some rebellion if you will. Give me something I can throw my middle finger up to and stick it to the man. America has turned bitch with all this “PC” bullshit. Let your balls drop guys. Women grow some tits. I’m tired of holding back. I keep way to much in but now you’ll hear all about it. I hope this offends some people because your hippie ass needs it. Go hump a fucking tree. West west yo.

  Mar 23, 2008 · category: random
  
  Posted by Captain Obvious

• Why the hell does every celebrity think their opinion matters?

  Take, for example:
  

  Talk show host Ellen DeGeneres made a surprise appearance by video uplink at a Hillary Clinton rally on Monday evening, energizing the young audience and tossing Clinton a few inside-the-beltway questions she might get on a Sunday morning talk show. Clinton took several questions from DeGeneres, who led off by jokingly asking Clinton if she would consider banning glitter. Then the comedian put on a straight face and turned to the presidential horserace.“As we all know,” Degeneres noted, “Obama has now won 11 states in a row. What needs to happen to change the momentum?” 

  Don’t misunderstand me, I like Ellen. I like her when she’s dancing around on her talk show, because it’s funny. But what does being famous have to do with wisdom? Why should we take the opinion of celebrities just because they’re famous?I mean, first it’s Oprah with Obama. Now it’s Ellen with Clinton. What’s next, Martha Stewart for Romney?Oh well. You can read the rest of the article here, if you so desire.

  Feb 27, 2008 · category: political, rant
  
  Posted by Tom Collins