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• No dumbells in here just my balls

  There aren’t too many things that are better in life than an Orange Fanta when you’re thirsty. To all those bad drivers out there I want you to quit giving yourself roadhand while you’re driving. You’re going to kill someone. Prince since a song called When Doves Cry. I love the song but I have a few things to say about it. One part says maybe I’m like my mother never satisfied. I took care of that Prince and your Mom is very satisfied. That’s right I just dropped a mom joke on the symbol formerly known as Prince who went back to Prince. Also what exactly do doves sound like when they cry? I don’t get it. I was talking with the other four wrongs tonight and got to talking about if I won a billion dollars what would I do. Really I was just talking and they thought I was dumb but anyway I would have a huge concert and have all my favorite bands play for example, Led Zepplin, Guns N Roses, Willie Nelson, etc……. I’ll tell you what I would smoke a joint with Willie just to say I have. I’m sure there are a  lot of pot heads who have but how cool would that be? Someone I would not smoke weed with is the football player Ricky Williams. I had a friend in college who gave himself a nickname. Let me tell you something…………if you do that you’re not a winner. End of story. I really don’t like Ebonics. Not a language people. Did someone wake up one day and say I’m going to create my own language that pisses people off all around the world and think it’s cool. Fucktards. Heard a story today about Taco Bell running out of rice. How the fuck do you run out of rice? Rice is probably one of the foods that we have the most of and should never run out. I also heard they were out of hot sauce one time. Really what the hell is Taco Bell good for then………..burritos? Off the top of my head some of the best songs about drugs…….Guns N Roses-Mr Brownstone, Eric Clapton-Cocaine, and the Beatles-Helter Skelter. Feel free to share others and if you don’t your stupid and if I don’t think there good I’ll probably call you a hippie. Now you can’t say songs that were influenced by drugs because that’s almost every song since the 60’s. One Night in Bangkok by Murray Head is a great song, dumb lyrics, and funny video. Peep here. I love the lyrics “I get my kicks from above my waistline, sunshine.” Yeah I don’t. I like below the waistline myself. Put that in your pipe and smoke it (especially if you’re with Willie Nelson) and west west yo.

  Apr 6, 2008 · category: music, random
  
  Posted by Captain Obvious