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- No dumbells in here just my balls
There aren’t too many things that are better in life than an Orange Fanta when you’re thirsty. To all those bad drivers out there I want you to quit giving yourself roadhand while you’re driving. You’re going to kill someone. Prince since a song called When Doves Cry. I love the song but I have a few things to say about it. One part says maybe I’m like my mother never satisfied. I took care of that Prince and your Mom is very satisfied. That’s right I just dropped a mom joke on the symbol formerly known as Prince who went back to Prince. Also what exactly do doves sound like when they cry? I don’t get it. I was talking with the other four wrongs tonight and got to talking about if I won a billion dollars what would I do. Really I was just talking and they thought I was dumb but anyway I would have a huge concert and have all my favorite bands play for example, Led Zepplin, Guns N Roses, Willie Nelson, etc……. I’ll tell you what I would smoke a joint with Willie just to say I have. I’m sure there are a lot of pot heads who have but how cool would that be? Someone I would not smoke weed with is the football player Ricky Williams. I had a friend in college who gave himself a nickname. Let me tell you something…………if you do that you’re not a winner. End of story. I really don’t like Ebonics. Not a language people. Did someone wake up one day and say I’m going to create my own language that pisses people off all around the world and think it’s cool. Fucktards. Heard a story today about Taco Bell running out of rice. How the fuck do you run out of rice? Rice is probably one of the foods that we have the most of and should never run out. I also heard they were out of hot sauce one time. Really what the hell is Taco Bell good for then………..burritos? Off the top of my head some of the best songs about drugs…….Guns N Roses-Mr Brownstone, Eric Clapton-Cocaine, and the Beatles-Helter Skelter. Feel free to share others and if you don’t your stupid and if I don’t think there good I’ll probably call you a hippie. Now you can’t say songs that were influenced by drugs because that’s almost every song since the 60’s. One Night in Bangkok by Murray Head is a great song, dumb lyrics, and funny video. Peep here. I love the lyrics “I get my kicks from above my waistline, sunshine.” Yeah I don’t. I like below the waistline myself. Put that in your pipe and smoke it (especially if you’re with Willie Nelson) and west west yo.
Apr 6, 2008 · category: music, random
Posted by Captain Obvious
- Keepin it real
I’m dirty, mean and mighty unclean
I’m a wanted man
Public enemy number one
Understand
So lock up your daughter
Lock up your wife
Lock up your back door
and run for your life
the man is back in town
so don’t mess around
cause I’m TNT. I’m dynamite
(TNT) and I’ll win the fight
(TNT) I’m a power load
(TNT) watch me explode
Can you get anymore kick ass than AC/DC? I don’t know. They just epitomize rock and roll and just kicking you in the face. I had a girl tell me she didn’t like me at work the other day. I replied with I don’t care. What are you 10 telling someone you don’t like them and giving them the stink eye. It wasn’t scary or intimidating at all. I’ve got better things to do than have a battle of wits with someone who isn’t equipped. You think I would go home and feel bad because you said that? Dumb. Grow up. I’m watching Around the Horn and this white guy started getting PC and saying the NFL is being racist against black people because they want people not to have long hair. Yeah right because no white guy in the NFL has long hair. Douche bag should be banned from the show. He’s just trying to make some noise to get publicity. One more thing. People have started assuming stuff about me for whatever reason. I appreciate those who ask the source and not ask everyone but them. You shouldn’t assume. It’s makes an ass out of you…………not me. Get my joke or is it over your head? Whatever……….west west yo.
Mar 26, 2008 · category: music, random
Posted by Captain Obvious
