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• My ego needs you to read this

  What up peeps? Tennessee won the National Championship in women’s basketball………..who gives a fuck? Kansas won the men’s……..does anyone care besides Kansas? It was a great game though. One of Lindsey Lohan’s former bodyguards is suing her for not paying him. You were there when she was sniffing all the nose candy, ruining her liver, and sucking cock…….what did you expect? His name is David Kim. Wonder if he’s Asian. Peep the article here. I also read where they’re making a High School Musical 4. Does anyone care under the age of 16 or old perverts? Watching Goodfellas right now and once again Joe Pesci is a bad ass mofo. On the way home I heard a song called “Listen to Your Heart” by some chick. She was saying listen to your heart before you make a decision. A guy would listen to his dick not his heart. That’s the difference between men and women. Little knowledge for you. West west yo.

  Apr 9, 2008 · category: f'n raging
  
  Posted by Captain Obvious

• One in a Million

  I was listening to that song “One in a Million” by Guns N Roses tonight and Axl Rose (I want my effin Dr. Pepper) uses the “n” word. I remember reading an article about how they only played that song once live. Me and my bro were talking about it and I said Slash was offended because he was half black. My brother said something that is so true. He says………I thought Slash was an Ewok. I actually thought he was too until I read the article. Good stuff. Slash is half white half black by the way. My question is if it offended Slash why didn’t he say something to Axl? Like “you racist bastard…….I’m offended” Oh wait I know why because everyone would have thought he was a vagina if he said that. He could have done the rock star thing and kicked his ass or slept with his girlfriend. I’m watching the NCAA men’s championship game and it’s a great game. I hate Kansas by the way because that’s all you hear about when you live there. But there is bad weather in the area and every time they take a break the weatherman comes on and he’s the biggest douchebag I’ve seen since Bill Walton earlier on TV. He says we’re all in hear yelling for Kansas to win or something gay like that every time. Shut the fuck up and tell me if I need to find shelter bitch. . I’m pretty sure Kansas is going to win  because they have the momentum in overtime. They Jayhawks like it in the cornhole. West west yo.

  Apr 7, 2008 · category: rant
  
  Posted by Captain Obvious