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• My ego needs you to read this

  What up peeps? Tennessee won the National Championship in women’s basketball………..who gives a fuck? Kansas won the men’s……..does anyone care besides Kansas? It was a great game though. One of Lindsey Lohan’s former bodyguards is suing her for not paying him. You were there when she was sniffing all the nose candy, ruining her liver, and sucking cock…….what did you expect? His name is David Kim. Wonder if he’s Asian. Peep the article here. I also read where they’re making a High School Musical 4. Does anyone care under the age of 16 or old perverts? Watching Goodfellas right now and once again Joe Pesci is a bad ass mofo. On the way home I heard a song called “Listen to Your Heart” by some chick. She was saying listen to your heart before you make a decision. A guy would listen to his dick not his heart. That’s the difference between men and women. Little knowledge for you. West west yo.

  Apr 9, 2008 · category: f'n raging
  
  Posted by Captain Obvious

• See you on the flipside

  Watched Boondock Saints last night. Fan-freakin-tastic. I love that movie. There are so many funny parts. I love when you’re at work and you have the shirt with the name badge on and someone ask if you work here. No I just come in dressed like them because it’s so fashionable. I’m sitting here watching the movie Casino right now. Great movie but who else can be 4 ft 2 and pull off being a badass  and make it believable besides Joe Pesci? Who? Nobody that’s who. Plus he’s in some other great movies like My Cousin Vinny, Goodfellas, and more.  Scott Weiland left Velvet Revolver today saying he couldn’t get along with the other band members. Wow another band breaks up because of egos. It appears the former members of Guns N Roses can’t find a lead singer that doesn’t think the world revolves around them. So the other day I was getting some protective cups out of a box to put on a peg and this little kid walks up to me with a goofy grin on his face that I was about to give him some candy. It was so f’n funny. Sorry kid all I had were jockstraps and cups. Not as good as skittles. But helps your frank and beans out. Put that in your pipe and smoke it. West west yo.

  Apr 1, 2008 · category: Humor, random
  
  Posted by Captain Obvious