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- F’n one of those days
I wake up this morning and fell down a flight of stairs. Fan-freakin-tastic. Then went to work and continued to have little things that go wrong that are annoying. I also let down a few people that I really care about today and that sucked. Then I broke the law twice. My roommate wanted to take (I mean borrow without bringing back) some rocks from a lot that she said was a dump for landscaping and we had to back into the lot for a quick get a way. Then I took the wrong roads twice on the way home and didn’t have enough change for the toll so I ran through it. So I might have to get some bail money from one of our readers when I go to the pen. Click on the ads on the side of the page to help pay my bail money. I can’t write from jail people. Not a big fan of people right now. You suck. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it (maybe I’ll see you in jail if you do) and west west yo.
Apr 4, 2008 · category: random
Posted by Captain Obvious
- This is funny
Dawn Wells famous for playing Mary Ann on Gilligan’s Island got arrested for weed. I guess your name should have been Mary Jane instead. Insert pot jokes here. Peep the article here.
Mar 11, 2008 · category: Celebrities
Posted by Captain Obvious
