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• People not of this country

  I’m going to get right into the meat and potatoes of this rage/rant. I’m kind of tired of foreign people that come to America and can’t speak freaking English. We should have a law that in a certain amount of time if you can’t speak it well enough to understand then we get to ship your arse back to wherever you came from. Three words don’t count people. Hi, bye, and yes just doesn’t cut it. So there I was at work today and this Asian gentleman comes up to me and starts saying something to me in jibberish and I held up my hand and said “English”. For those who don’t know me I’m a cracker, white boy, peckerwood if you will. I don’t look like I’m from Japan, Mexico, or whatever other country. That was one of two people that did this to me today. First of all if you want to come to America and live the dream that’s fine. Learn to speak the language and I have no problem. Second don’t be so pushy and rude. Only people on the East Coast do that in America and they don’t count because they’re hippie lovers. You’re going to come to our country, not speak the language at all, and then get attitude when I don’t understand what you’re saying. Next time that happens I’ll give you the universal middle finger because everyone understands that. Third if you start speaking louder or yelling I still won’t understand you if it’s not English. This goes along the same kind of lines but a guy told me a story about an illegal immigrant who got in a wreck with a school bus and killed a couple of kids. On top of that she’s gotten pulled over before. Send her back to where she came from to kill people. We have enough of that as it is in America. Some of you might be thinking this is kind of harsh and unfair. Tell that to the family of the little kids that died you flippin hippies.

  Feb 28, 2008 · category: rant
  
  Posted by Captain Obvious