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  • See you on the flipside

    Watched Boondock Saints last night. Fan-freakin-tastic. I love that movie. There are so many funny parts. I love when you’re at work and you have the shirt with the name badge on and someone ask if you work here. No I just come in dressed like them because it’s so fashionable. I’m sitting here watching the movie Casino right now. Great movie but who else can be 4 ft 2 and pull off being a badass  and make it believable besides Joe Pesci? Who? Nobody that’s who. Plus he’s in some other great movies like My Cousin Vinny, Goodfellas, and more.  Scott Weiland left Velvet Revolver today saying he couldn’t get along with the other band members. Wow another band breaks up because of egos. It appears the former members of Guns N Roses can’t find a lead singer that doesn’t think the world revolves around them. So the other day I was getting some protective cups out of a box to put on a peg and this little kid walks up to me with a goofy grin on his face that I was about to give him some candy. It was so f’n funny. Sorry kid all I had were jockstraps and cups. Not as good as skittles. But helps your frank and beans out. Put that in your pipe and smoke it. West west yo.

  • I apologize for my previous post I re-read it and it was boring

    Word up. So how come every Mexican I see has either some gold teeth or some of their teeth have gold around them. Is all they have in Mexico gold? Why are they such a poor country then? I’m not big fans of Indians right now because I have a gambling problem and they take all my money. It’s not my fault it’s totally theirs. What do you need my money for anyway……..to buy some more hooch? I hope my forty bucks you got tonight gets you a couple bottles of vodka. Why are people so paranoid at the Casino? I’m standing over my friends shoulder and this lady kept looking over her like I was about to rob her at any minute. Lady even if you were winning it couldn’t have been much because you were only up to 35 bucks at the time. If I was going to pull out a heater and rob someone it would have to be at least 45 dollars. Fresh Prince of Bel-Air is such a good show.  Hey George Lopez can we please hear a joke that doesn’t involve Mexican’s or your big ass head? Please. You stolen enough jokes in your career why stop now? I saw a dirty hippie today working at a food store. I guess I should be glad it wasn’t at the local head shop and he was wearing shoes but still a loser for being a hippie. A lot of guys who know my problem with hippies say “dude the chicks were all about free love” Yeah great I want to sleep with a dirty chick that sleeps with any hippie that wants to. No thanks. It’s three in the morning and I’m tired. West west yo.


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