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• This doesn’t change things

  What up peeps? It’s been a while. I woke up this morning pissed that I had to work and had my mean face on and then the unexpected happened. I saw the funniest looking mofo I’ve ever seen. It was priceless. He was Asian about four foot eight had some high water sweats, a bicycle helmet and some big ass Kevin Duckworth goggles. You know how when you want to be somewhat respectful and wait until they pass you to laugh………..yeah didn’t happen. He looked at me with his goggles and bug eyes and I lost it. I was kind of worried he was going to kung fu me (is that a stereotype?) or outsmart me with his high test scores and SATS (is that one too?) but he just kept walking. I laughed for a good while at him while my coworkers looked at me like it was funny but that you’re a dick head kind of funny. I couldn’t help it. I couldn’t stop laughing. You know when your someplace where you’re not supposed to laugh like church or maybe a funeral and something funny happens and you know every is pissed at you for it but you just can’t stop. So I remembered a story the other day when someone brought up how pissed off people get at the airport. One time I went to visit this chick in California and they lost my luggage which seems to happen a lot. I remember this guy who probably just came to the country being in charge of that area and I was really pissed because I didn’t have my stuff. He was pretty nice and kept apologizing to me about the mistake and I raged on him for like 45 minutes. I remember telling him I didn’t know what they did in his country but I just wanted my fucking luggage along with many other swear words and hang gestures. I’m pretty sure I’m one of the reasons other countries hate us and think we’re arrogant bastards. Look in the mirror ass hole I’m sure you’re a reason too. A cop pulled up on me tonight and asked me what I was doing out at 2:30 in the morning. I told him I was doing the same thing he was trying to make sure the city was safe. He didn’t laugh. Another reason I don’t like cops………..no sense of humor. I’ve got to work in a couple of hours so I’ve got to try to get some sleep. West west yo.

  Apr 14, 2008 · category: f'n raging, rant
  
  Posted by Captain Obvious