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  • Awesome line-up

    I was listening to the radio and heard the best four songs in a row I can think of. Ain’t nobody gonna slow me down. Oh no……I got to keep on moving. Peep it here on Solid Gold. Gotta love the porn stache. Next song that came on is fan-freaking-tastic. Peep it here. The next song that came on is a good one by a dike. Peep it here. It ended with this song………..teeerrrrriiifffiiiicccc. Peep it here. What a great ending to a night with great music. West west yo.

    imageApr 26, 2008 · category: fantastic, music

    Posted by Captain Obvious

  • I present to you William Bailey.

    Peep the first video with Tom Petty here doing Free Fallin. Do you know where the fuck you are………..peep next video here. William’s voice sounds horrible but this was an amazing moment. Check out Jimmy Fallon introducing this. This was the first William siting in a long while. This might be my favorite. Elton and William and Queen………fantastic. Look how excited the crowd gets when Willy comes out. Finally I’ll end it with this William and Queen number. Hope you enjoy as much as I do and if you don’t then you’re gay and should go listen to the Backstreet Boys and hump a plant. This is so bitchin. West west yo.

    imageApr 20, 2008 · category: music, video

    Posted by Captain Obvious

  • No dumbells in here just my balls

    There aren’t too many things that are better in life than an Orange Fanta when you’re thirsty. To all those bad drivers out there I want you to quit giving yourself roadhand while you’re driving. You’re going to kill someone. Prince since a song called When Doves Cry. I love the song but I have a few things to say about it. One part says maybe I’m like my mother never satisfied. I took care of that Prince and your Mom is very satisfied. That’s right I just dropped a mom joke on the symbol formerly known as Prince who went back to Prince. Also what exactly do doves sound like when they cry? I don’t get it. I was talking with the other four wrongs tonight and got to talking about if I won a billion dollars what would I do. Really I was just talking and they thought I was dumb but anyway I would have a huge concert and have all my favorite bands play for example, Led Zepplin, Guns N Roses, Willie Nelson, etc……. I’ll tell you what I would smoke a joint with Willie just to say I have. I’m sure there are a  lot of pot heads who have but how cool would that be? Someone I would not smoke weed with is the football player Ricky Williams. I had a friend in college who gave himself a nickname. Let me tell you something…………if you do that you’re not a winner. End of story. I really don’t like Ebonics. Not a language people. Did someone wake up one day and say I’m going to create my own language that pisses people off all around the world and think it’s cool. Fucktards. Heard a story today about Taco Bell running out of rice. How the fuck do you run out of rice? Rice is probably one of the foods that we have the most of and should never run out. I also heard they were out of hot sauce one time. Really what the hell is Taco Bell good for then………..burritos? Off the top of my head some of the best songs about drugs…….Guns N Roses-Mr Brownstone, Eric Clapton-Cocaine, and the Beatles-Helter Skelter. Feel free to share others and if you don’t your stupid and if I don’t think there good I’ll probably call you a hippie. Now you can’t say songs that were influenced by drugs because that’s almost every song since the 60’s. One Night in Bangkok by Murray Head is a great song, dumb lyrics, and funny video. Peep here. I love the lyrics “I get my kicks from above my waistline, sunshine.” Yeah I don’t. I like below the waistline myself. Put that in your pipe and smoke it (especially if you’re with Willie Nelson) and west west yo.

    imageApr 6, 2008 · category: music, random

    Posted by Captain Obvious

  • What is that noise?

    Speaking of ignorance, I cannot tell if this is a cruel joke, lack of self-awareness, or maybe some sort of exercise in boldness/overcoming insecurities.  The dancing guy is amazing.  He probably gets more girls than I do.

    Thank you.  Good night, and good evening.

    imageMar 28, 2008 · category: Funny, Humor, music

    Posted by John Daniels

  • Interesting

    I read this article today about the new Guns N Roses. If they put out the long awaited album (I believe 13 or 14 yrs and 13 million dollars in making it) Chinese Democracy then Dr. Pepper will give everyone in America a free Dr. Pepper. I think the people there are safe but let me tell you something Axl. I want my free Dr. Pepper bitch. Peep the article here. Also at work today an 80 year old man was walking to the golf area with a walker looking to purchase a golf club set for himself……..what? Nice he most likely is a golf shark so if you see him at a course don’t fall for it. I’m sure he drives like Tiger, puts like Phil, and has the mid-range shots like Vijay. West west yo.

    imageMar 27, 2008 · category: music, random

    Posted by Captain Obvious

  • Keepin it real

    I’m dirty, mean and mighty unclean

    I’m a wanted man

    Public enemy number one

    Understand

    So lock up your daughter

    Lock up your wife

    Lock up your back door

    and run for your life

    the man is back in town

    so don’t mess around

    cause I’m TNT. I’m dynamite

    (TNT) and I’ll win the fight

    (TNT) I’m a power load

    (TNT) watch me explode

    Can you get anymore kick ass than AC/DC? I don’t know. They just epitomize rock and roll and just kicking you in the face. I had a girl tell me she didn’t like me at work the other day. I replied with I don’t care. What are you 10 telling someone you don’t like them and giving them the stink eye. It wasn’t scary or intimidating at all. I’ve got better things to do than have a battle of wits with someone who isn’t equipped. You think I would go home and feel bad because you said that? Dumb. Grow up. I’m watching Around the Horn and this white guy started getting PC and saying the NFL is being racist against black people because they want people not to have long hair. Yeah right because no white guy in the NFL has long hair. Douche bag should be banned from the show. He’s just trying to make some noise to get publicity. One more thing. People have started assuming stuff about me for whatever reason. I appreciate those who ask the source and not ask everyone but them. You shouldn’t assume. It’s makes an ass out of you…………not me. Get my joke or is it over your head? Whatever……….west west yo.

    imageMar 26, 2008 · category: music, random

    Posted by Captain Obvious

  • A quick one

    Wish I hadn’t heard that a lot in my life. I want to start off with saying I was shown this kid walking out of IHOP when the four wrongs met up tonight. He had a huge pot leaf on his sweatshirt. Alright hippie. First of all I’m sure when you walk into a place with it on your Mom would be proud. Second I’m sure the people there think this is great you know he’s going to get a lot of food but after he leaves they get pissed because he didn’t leave a tip because he bought weed and food and didn’t have any more money. Third I’m sure that if a cop pulls you over he will be convinced that you smoke pot or know where to get some even if you deny it but you’re to stupid to think like that because your brain is fried. I wonder when you get really high if you try to roll up your sweatshirt and smoke it…………..doper. Also as I was driving home I see a car stopped with it’s hazards flashing and a cop just drove on by it. Was Dunkin Doughnuts getting low on chocolate eclairs? What are you for if you don’t help people? Please being at a bakery isn’t helping anyone because everyone knows you’re there and won’t try to rob the place. Right after that at a stoplight a female raced me when I didn’t know we were. You win lady. You have a bigger dick than me. Congrats on that. Insert chick having a bigger dick than me jokes here. I’m sure your boyfriend would like to know that but if you’re racing people you probably don’t have one. I heard a song by Xtina (I know it’s Christina Aguilara but I call her that because she seemed naughty when she went through that phase) on the way home called What a Girl Wants………yeah that’s great but what a guy wants is for you to not talk, get naked, do sexual things to him, and wants your money. That’s it. End of story. Sorry to burst your bubble. I also heard Carrie Underwood’s Before He Cheats. Whoever would cheat on you is a fucktard anyway. Captain will treat you right. I know you didn’t write the song and it’s not true but I’m just saying. West west yo.

    imageMar 21, 2008 · category: music, random

    Posted by Captain Obvious

  • What was he thinking?

    Speaking of Frosted Flakes, to continue on with the theme of “Shut the heck up, you CANNOT sing,” I think we’ve all seen this happen at least once.  First of all, he has a podium in front of him, and he keeps looking down at SOMETHING.  Surely it isn’t the words to the song, because that would be too obvious!  And if they are the words, he STILL got them wrong!

    Thank you.  Good night, and good evening.

    imageMar 20, 2008 · category: Funny, Humor, music, video

    Posted by John Daniels

  • Did you ever…………

    Have one of those days where nothing goes right? I had one of those days yesterday. One of those times when as soon as you wake up you realize you don’t have coffee (or the kind you don’t really want) or drugs or whatever. You get your coffee made (that was the only kind you had which you don’t like very much) and you sit down to read the newspaper and spill it on your bare legs and the paper when it’s 200 degrees. So you burn your legs and can’t even read the articles. Example for drug addicts. You wake up and don’t have any stuff so you have to jack some shit then don’t get the price you want for it at the pawn shop and after you purchase the drugs you get pulled over and arrested without even getting high. Then you have to go to prison and live in fear of getting butt lovin and being someone’s bitch.  Speaking of bitches I know Michael Jackson has made several boys his bitch allegedly but his older music is so good. I’m listening to Smooth Criminal. If you like that song then you need to also check out Alien Ant Farm’s version which is also good. More useless information for you if you didn’t know Eddie Van Halen is playing the guitar on Beat It. Insert sexual innuendo’s here. Who doesn’t when they hear someone talking about this song? I thought of several and even laughed when I’m the only one around. No you’re a douchebag and I’ll add hippie for those who are thinking that about me right now. I was informed that our program has spellcheck so I’ll do that for all those who get annoyed with spelling that is not correct. I won’t worry about proper English though.  I was talking to a friend earlier about a part in the Adam Sandler movie Little Nicky which nobody seems to like but me. I’ll give you as brief of an account as I can. So Little Nicky (Adam Sandler) needs his friends to kill him so he can go back to hell to see his Dad who is the devil. So these two metal-heads say they want to do it and they grab his head and slam it hard against the counter. They ask the few people that are there is he dead and Adam Sandler says……No that just really fucking hurt. Classic. Underrated movie in my book. I miss Chris Farley. He was so funny but was really troubled. Why are some of the most talented people troubled? It doesn’t seem fair at times. You need to watch Grandma’s Boy if you haven’t. It’s such a funny movie but hardly anyone has seen it. I have a lot of references in my blogs so you might not get it. I’m acting like a ton of people read these but I can dream right? Hey dildo from the other night……did you change your watch yet? Bitch. West west yo.

    imageMar 18, 2008 · category: Celebrities, life, music, random, rant

    Posted by Captain Obvious

  • Real Life-Send Me an Angel

    So I went to try to figure who sang this song because of the RAD trailer Bourbon put up. This video is so lame but kind of funny. Totally 80’s. Peep this as Real Life sings Send Me an Angel.

    imageMar 13, 2008 · category: music

    Posted by Captain Obvious

  • Peep this

    I love Bourbon’s Rad post. I’m watching it for the 9th time right now as I type. Send Me an Angel is such a rad song. Pun intended. Word up to George Bush for not being judemental and Tom for posting it. John I can’t wait for your next installment. I’m also watching the top songs of the 80’s. Welcome to the Jungle at 26? WTF? Should be higher up. Mark McGrath from Sugar Ray is absolutely hilarious on this show.  Take on Me by Ah-Ha…………..nice. If you don’t like some stuff about the 80’s then you’re a dumb bastard. Bottom line. End of story. 15 times in a row on the RAD video. I really need to watch the movie again. Word up to Texas A&M checking out our site so much. Bourbon has always been a huge fan but I’m becoming one with all the love we’ve been shown. The Cure is one of my favorite bands ever. They were just on the countdown. I’m above the influence but I know a bunch of people who aren’t……………what? I just saw a commercial about a guy who was to high to do something. F’n hippie. I hate Dr. Phil. Is there a bigger douchebag than him. Let me to tell everyone I’m right and get a show. I can for sure do that. I’ll tell you how f’d up you are with no problem. How was everyone surprised when George Michael said he was gay? Did you not see the Wham video? West west yo. I’ll write more later.

    imageMar 13, 2008 · category: music, random, rant

    Posted by Captain Obvious

  • Hey Jude

    I know Tom Collins already did a post about Hey Jude made famous by the Beatles but I want you people to check this video out because I want to point out a couple things about the people in the crowd. Plus it’s a great song. Around 4:14 check out the random dude with the turbon on and around 5:27 check out the dirty old hippie with the flowers in his hair. I know there are a lot of hippies in this but this guy is special. Peep the video here.

    imageMar 11, 2008 · category: music

    Posted by Captain Obvious

  • Longest rage of my life

    Give me fuel, give me fire, give me though which I desire. If that doesn’t make you want to drive 100 mph and run over anything in your way such as people, animals, or other cars then you’re a hippie. Fuel by Metallica is a great song. Speaking of Metallica I have a few things to say about one currently with them and one former member. Lars even though you’re a Dutch ass bastard and kind of talk like a bitch you’re a bad ass drummer. I forgive you for your dorky Napster flipouts. Jason Newsted is a midget with short man complex. He was everyone’s punk bitch in Metallica so he went and started a band with some teenagers because he thought they couldn’t beat his ass. How’d that turn out for you? Then you do Rockstar Supernova with Gilby Clarke and Tommy Lee and try to tell the people auditioning how to sing. What do you know about being a lead singer? Then you guys pick the worst guy to front your band because he was 4 ft 2 in so about one inch shorter than you. How did the Supernova thing work out for you? Yeah that’s what I thought. You should have grown some balls and stood up in Metallica and maybe you wouldn’t have to be in crappy bands anymore and they would have respected you more. Random thing. I’m on my way back to work from lunch and I’m at a stoplight and this Mexican is in the left turn lane right by me just staring I look over at him and go “green in Spanish” because I don’t know really how to say it and he looks at the light and takes off. The only colors in Spanish I know are blanca and negro which is white and black. Let me just throw this out there too. Can I get a standing ovation for all the hot moms out there? I see them at work all the time. Damn there’s just something about them. I got a few sports things to talk about too. Brett Farve retired today. I liked that guy even though I’m a Cowboys fan. How could you not like a guy that played the game like it should be played and acted like a kid. Plus he’s in There’s Something About Mary and when Ben Stiller tries to pronounce his name…….classic because everyone wonders why it isn’t said the way it’s spelled. I want to talk about Danika Patrick who has pretty much become the Anna Kournikova of racing meaning she sucks at her sport but nobody cares because she’s hot. I know she doesn’t do NASCAR anymore (giving love to NASCAR for my boy Tom Collins)  but she still races and all I’ve ever seen her do besides be smoking hot is complain about other drivers. Quite bitching and win a race. If I hear you complain one more time then I’m going to have to do something naughty to you. Oh wait go ahead and complain then. If no naughty even if you do complain then shut up ho. Nobody wants to hear it anymore. I’m still waiting on my roomate to take me to Hidaway Pizza. Waiting for two days now and really disapointed. I don’t want to have to kick you out but I will. Now a rage everyone can relate to. Almost nothing pisses me off more than when you go to a gas station to get one thing that won’t take very long and the person in front of you has 499 scratch off lottery tickets. Are you f’n kidding me? All I want to do is buy this Orange Fanta and I have to wait for you to decide what scratch off tickets you want from your winnings. Go run in front a car instead of making a line of 70 people who just want to buy something quick. You people are just under hippies and it’s so close it scares me. I know everyone has dealt with that. If I offend you get over it. West west yo.

    imageMar 4, 2008 · category: music, people, random

    Posted by Captain Obvious

  • It’s about the music, not the lifestyle…

    Something has bothered me for quite some time now.  Not to the extent of going crazy over it, but just enough to make me itch a bit.  It is one of those issues that originates with people’s ignorance and narrowmindedness (is that a word?).  Back when the Dixie Chicks made their famous statement saying how ashamed they were of being from the same state as The President, the people of America went on a ban of Dixie Chicks music altogether.  Even the majority of country stations stopped playing their songs.  I’ll admit, I went with it for a while… until I realized how stupid that was.  I love music, all kinds.  Except rap, but we can discuss later about if rap is actually music or not.  Back to my point.  I love music, for the music.  When I listen to something, I’m thinking about the notes and the words and the arrangement, not the artist’s political views or social habits.  It’s about the music, not the artists’ lifestyles.  I absolutely do not agree with the Dixie Chicks making that statement, and I have not nor will I purchase their release which followed the scandal.  But their mistake does not make their first 3 cds worthless.  They sound the same now as before.  The fact that I still listen to those cds does not mean I support their viewpoints.  Would it be assumed that I support drug use because I listen to Guns ‘n’ Roses?  Of course not, and no one would even begin to think that.  So why should I ignore great music, simply because of something the artist says or believes?  If I did, I would be missing out on a lot of great music from people like Ozzy, GNR, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Rage Against the Machine.  Jimmy Page from Led Zepplin was and still is known as the “Prince of Darkness” and has some pretty far out and definitely non-Christian beliefs, but that does mean that I will ever hate “Stairway to Heaven.” That would just be sacrilige.

     Thank you.  Good night, and good evening.

    imageMar 3, 2008 · category: music

    Posted by John Daniels

  • I have to vent some tonight

    So I’m back in my chair making it sexy watching Sportscenter and they’re interviewing “the Zenmaster” Phil Jackson of the LA Lakers. You f’n hippie. Why don’t you retire from coaching and go hang out at the vending machines John Daniels wrote about. I bet you weren’t even wearing shoes. I had a good time after work with your Mom. Thank her for me. Hey DiCaprio quit trying to tell everyone to go green you tree hugger. The only way I would look at one of those cars that don’t use gas is if you bought it for me then I’d put it on ebay and sell it to some teeny bopper that wants your love juice. I need the money you don’t. I have to admit I like a lot of your movies though. What I do though is buy a ticket for another movie around the same time then go into yours so I don’t support your hemp sandle wearing ass. You’ve Got to Hide Your Love Away by the Beatles is a great song. Plus the title sounds anti-hippie even though I’m sure it’s not. The Beatles are the best band ever and most influential………end of discussion…….don’t even bother trying to argue with me on that. If you do then you’re what I call a fucktard and should go live on a remote island and listen to your gay music. Emo kids. Almost as bad as hippies. Quit talking about how bad your life sucks and quit wearing girl pants. I’m really disappointed with newer music. Most of it is stupid. There may be a good song every now and then but where are the artists who last more than one song or album. I’m tired of music without any lyrical meaning besides what you have or how depressed you are because your Mom didn’t hug you enough. She’s been saving them for me I suppose. Another thing I have to get off my chest about music. One of my favorite bands of all time was the original Guns n Roses not this bs line-ups Axl has put together. What the Appetite for Destruction is wrong with you Axl? (Shout out to Bourbon). First of all you never should have annoyed all your bandmates where they quit or got fired. Second of all how long have we been waiting for Chinese Democracy? Get over yourself. You’re a talented mofo but I’ve lost all interest in even hearing it. Most people that have been waiting on that album forever and enjoy your music have turned to looking foward to the new Warrent album more because at least it will come out even though it will suck. Editor’s note…….I hate Warrent I’m just trying to prove my point to W. Axl Rose. He seems like the type of ego trippin bastard that would read anything that had his name in it. Do you think John Lennon was tripping on LSD when he wrote Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds? Do you think I was when I was writing this blog? The answer would be yes (you can’t not be on something and write those lyrics) and no. All I can say is thank God for Bono, the Edge, Larry, and Adam. They still put out good music. West, west yo I’m out.

    imageMar 3, 2008 · category: Celebrities, Humor, Romance, hippies, music, random, rant, sex

    Posted by Captain Obvious

  • music

    I like 80’s pop music. Not ashamed of it. Some people may want to revoke my man card but that would mean you’re a tree hugger.  I’m going to list a few of the songs I like and other people like that they most likely won’t stand up and say it.  Heart-Alone, Cindy Lauper-Time After Time,  Ah-Hah-Take on Me, Corey Hart-Sunglasses at Night, Mr. Mister-Broken Wings, Phill Collins-In the Air Tonight, Berlin-Take My Breath Away, Bonnie Tyler-Total Eclispe of the Heart and Holding Out for a Hero, George Harrison-Got My Mind Set on You, Kenny Loggins-Danger Zone, and Men at Work-Down Under to name a few. Feel free to share some of yours. I haven’t even put all that I like down because that could take a year. Random thing at work. I’m walking and hear someone singing the theme from Three’s Company. You know “Come and knock on the door, we’ll be waiting for you.” I revoked his man card. I’m qualified to do that. I mean I understand liking what you like but Three’s Company theme. Come on guy. I also decided today when anyone says something about my hair or lack there of at work today I’m going to reply with “That’s so yesterday”.  I’ll let you know how many times I have to say it.

    imageMar 1, 2008 · category: music

    Posted by Captain Obvious

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