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- Bad Day
CAPTAIN: DO NOT LOOK AT THIS PHOTO!!
Everyone else, please enjoy…or not.
Personally, I think he was just too head strong.
Apr 16, 2008 · category: life
Posted by Bourbon Overby
- Ah Beer…
What in the Alec Baldwin is going on here?
Apr 9, 2008 · category: life
Posted by Bourbon Overby
- Spank that child…
Speaking of Frosted Flakes, this could be the funniest video ever. I’m all for selective reproduction. And old-school discipline.
Thank you. Good night, and good evening.
Apr 7, 2008 · category: Culture, Funny, Humor, WTF, just something to think about, life, random, video
Posted by John Daniels
- Did you ever…………
Have one of those days where nothing goes right? I had one of those days yesterday. One of those times when as soon as you wake up you realize you don’t have coffee (or the kind you don’t really want) or drugs or whatever. You get your coffee made (that was the only kind you had which you don’t like very much) and you sit down to read the newspaper and spill it on your bare legs and the paper when it’s 200 degrees. So you burn your legs and can’t even read the articles. Example for drug addicts. You wake up and don’t have any stuff so you have to jack some shit then don’t get the price you want for it at the pawn shop and after you purchase the drugs you get pulled over and arrested without even getting high. Then you have to go to prison and live in fear of getting butt lovin and being someone’s bitch. Speaking of bitches I know Michael Jackson has made several boys his bitch allegedly but his older music is so good. I’m listening to Smooth Criminal. If you like that song then you need to also check out Alien Ant Farm’s version which is also good. More useless information for you if you didn’t know Eddie Van Halen is playing the guitar on Beat It. Insert sexual innuendo’s here. Who doesn’t when they hear someone talking about this song? I thought of several and even laughed when I’m the only one around. No you’re a douchebag and I’ll add hippie for those who are thinking that about me right now. I was informed that our program has spellcheck so I’ll do that for all those who get annoyed with spelling that is not correct. I won’t worry about proper English though. I was talking to a friend earlier about a part in the Adam Sandler movie Little Nicky which nobody seems to like but me. I’ll give you as brief of an account as I can. So Little Nicky (Adam Sandler) needs his friends to kill him so he can go back to hell to see his Dad who is the devil. So these two metal-heads say they want to do it and they grab his head and slam it hard against the counter. They ask the few people that are there is he dead and Adam Sandler says……No that just really fucking hurt. Classic. Underrated movie in my book. I miss Chris Farley. He was so funny but was really troubled. Why are some of the most talented people troubled? It doesn’t seem fair at times. You need to watch Grandma’s Boy if you haven’t. It’s such a funny movie but hardly anyone has seen it. I have a lot of references in my blogs so you might not get it. I’m acting like a ton of people read these but I can dream right? Hey dildo from the other night……did you change your watch yet? Bitch. West west yo.
Mar 18, 2008 · category: Celebrities, life, music, random, rant
Posted by Captain Obvious
- The future of our country?
Speaking of street sweepers, I’ve noticed at a few Taco Bell locations that they are now “Hiring future leaders.” Really? Leaders of what, our country? I sure hope not. If you can’t get “NO LETTUCE” correct, then how are you ever going to lead anything? I wonder how many of our current political leaders, business leaders, and other important figures started out at Taco Bell?
Thank you. Good night, and good evening.
Mar 17, 2008 · category: just something to think about, life, people
Posted by John Daniels
- Yeah
Word up people. I have a few things to talk about today. I got my taxes done today and it was good. I get more money than I thought I would back. I saw one of the hottest girls I’ve ever seen (no I didn’t get her number or even try because I’m a total pussy) . A few things that bothered me about it. These are volunteers and you have to wait your turn. That’s fine it’s free and I get that. But to the lady that tried to bribe the lady who announced who would be next f off. Your ass should have gotten there earlier. I hate people that expect things to happen because of whatever reason. If you have the money to bribe then you should go to H & R Block ho. Word up to the lady that was like “uhhhh no” you have to wait like everyone else. Denied bitch. Second after the person was done with you they had a 90 year old guy (I think he had the first New York Knicks jacket ever made. It was awesome) check to see if they did it right. Talk about kind of scary. My roomate volunteers at this place and he said old guy was the smartest one there so I’m satisfied. I was driving home from the tax place and was about to turn into the next lane and some guy starts speeding up then whips into the lane I was just in because he was in a hurry. As he was driving by I decide to show him my middle finger because he was being a douche bag. He looks over at me and see’s me flipping him off and he laughs. I like people like this who don’t take themselves seriously and realize he was being kind of a dildo. Just saw a creepy Burger King commercial where this bed starts talking to this guy because he’s about to get some cheesy tator tots or something. Very disturbing. If you see it coming on turn the channel. Speaking of commercials I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t disapointed at the Super Bowl commercials. Step it up. If you’re a male and haven’t seen Tombstone then you’re gay, communist, or a fucktard. End of story. There’s no way around it. April 8 is when P.O.D.’s new album comes out. I can’t tell you how excited I am about it. Last thing I want to talk about is the blog Tom Collins put up about 50 best blogs or whatever. I hope one day fourwrongs is on there but this statement speaks directly towards me and I might be the downfall of that opportunity to happen. Here’s the quote about a blogger they like ”particularly since the blog’s voice is literate, sober and inquiring, unlike much of the red-faced ranting found elsewhere online” That’s pretty much the opposite of what I do except for the “red-faced ranting found elsewhere online” . Oh well. West west yo.
Mar 12, 2008 · category: Driving Woes, life, people, random, rant
Posted by Captain Obvious
