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• I have to vent some tonight

  So I’m back in my chair making it sexy watching Sportscenter and they’re interviewing “the Zenmaster” Phil Jackson of the LA Lakers. You f’n hippie. Why don’t you retire from coaching and go hang out at the vending machines John Daniels wrote about. I bet you weren’t even wearing shoes. I had a good time after work with your Mom. Thank her for me. Hey DiCaprio quit trying to tell everyone to go green you tree hugger. The only way I would look at one of those cars that don’t use gas is if you bought it for me then I’d put it on ebay and sell it to some teeny bopper that wants your love juice. I need the money you don’t. I have to admit I like a lot of your movies though. What I do though is buy a ticket for another movie around the same time then go into yours so I don’t support your hemp sandle wearing ass. You’ve Got to Hide Your Love Away by the Beatles is a great song. Plus the title sounds anti-hippie even though I’m sure it’s not. The Beatles are the best band ever and most influential………end of discussion…….don’t even bother trying to argue with me on that. If you do then you’re what I call a fucktard and should go live on a remote island and listen to your gay music. Emo kids. Almost as bad as hippies. Quit talking about how bad your life sucks and quit wearing girl pants. I’m really disappointed with newer music. Most of it is stupid. There may be a good song every now and then but where are the artists who last more than one song or album. I’m tired of music without any lyrical meaning besides what you have or how depressed you are because your Mom didn’t hug you enough. She’s been saving them for me I suppose. Another thing I have to get off my chest about music. One of my favorite bands of all time was the original Guns n Roses not this bs line-ups Axl has put together. What the Appetite for Destruction is wrong with you Axl? (Shout out to Bourbon). First of all you never should have annoyed all your bandmates where they quit or got fired. Second of all how long have we been waiting for Chinese Democracy? Get over yourself. You’re a talented mofo but I’ve lost all interest in even hearing it. Most people that have been waiting on that album forever and enjoy your music have turned to looking foward to the new Warrent album more because at least it will come out even though it will suck. Editor’s note…….I hate Warrent I’m just trying to prove my point to W. Axl Rose. He seems like the type of ego trippin bastard that would read anything that had his name in it. Do you think John Lennon was tripping on LSD when he wrote Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds? Do you think I was when I was writing this blog? The answer would be yes (you can’t not be on something and write those lyrics) and no. All I can say is thank God for Bono, the Edge, Larry, and Adam. They still put out good music. West, west yo I’m out.

  Mar 3, 2008 · category: Celebrities, Humor, Romance, hippies, music, random, rant, sex
  
  Posted by Captain Obvious

• It’s not about the destination. It’s all about the journey man.

  First off my name is Captain Obvious and I like to rage about things that bother me. The name comes from the things I say that are so obvious to me. I don’t get why other people don’t get it.  If you take the things I say personal you most likely take yourself way to seriously. I will rage about that some other time but today I want to rage about hippies. Hippies are people who would rather Free Willy or save a tree than take a shower and be responsible and have a job that doesn’t include selling bongs at the local head shop. I understand that Willy is in a tank, fed regularly, and he entertains kids. What’s so wrong with that? Why would he want to be in the ocean where Jaws and five of his friends can come deal with his whale butt? Hey hippies have you never used a piece of paper to write down your hippie poems or music lyrics that makes no sense to anyone but other pot heads? Last time I checked a tree died because of that paper you wrote on not including the pencil you wrote it down with. I know you can’t memorize everything you think of because you have a short term memory span from Mr. Gunja. I’m not saying I hate hippies. The Beatles were hippies and a great band. One of my best friends in the world is a hippie. I’m just saying these things to enlighten those who don’t understand what hippies do to our culture. So many things in this world that dumb down our culture. Maybe some of you think this blog made you dumber for reading it. That’s your opinion and you’re entitled to it like I am to write mine. Just make sure if you have a cause that it’s one worth fighting for and don’t follow a celebrity because you like them in all their movies or someone might have influenced you in one way or another. Form your own opinions and if you want to do something about it then do it.

  Feb 27, 2008 · category: hippies
  
  Posted by Captain Obvious