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• Movies that are better than the motion picture Dune

  I hate the movie Dune. Here are some movies and other things better than it. Spy Kids one through four, From Justin to Kelly, You Got Served, Soccer Dog: The Movie, Kazaam, Gigli, Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie, Phat Girls, Baby Geniuses, American Ninja V, 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain, Son of the Mask, Glitter, Feel the Noise to name a few. Some things that are better than Dune that aren’t movies: Breaking a bone, getting kicked in the nuts, getting laid……..you catch that one? Of course it is dumb ass. Falling down three flights of stairs, getting stung by a wasp…….it’s worse because unlike bees they don’t die afterwards………thanks Tom for informing me of that. Walking in on your parents have sex, getting a paper cut, working in a nursing home. Thanks to my arch nemesis for suggesting this movie that wasted 4 hours of my life. Sting was in it and it didn’t even help. Toto did the music and didn’t help. I don’t think Johnny Depp or Brad Pitt could have helped. That’s all for now. West west yo.

  Jul 16, 2008 · category: Films
  
  Posted by Captain Obvious

• Robert DeNiro and Al Pacino are in a new film together. And get this, they’re both on the same side of the law. They play two veteran detectives.

  One word. Fantastic.

  Mar 25, 2008 · category: Films
  
  Posted by Tom Collins

• Will this Judd Apatow Movie Be Any Good? Vulture section of New York magazine does the math for us in this nifty article.

  I have to admit that I kind of disagree with at least one bit of their math. I happened to love Anchorman. I think it’s one of Will Ferrell’s best. But hey, that’s just me.

  Update: Apparently I’m not the only one who thinks that Anchorman is awesome. It seems that quite a few people wrote in the comments of the last article voicing their love for Anchorman:

  The comments section of our Judd Apatow math-o-matic post has been buzzing with readers — including some Benedict Mathis-Arnolds on our very own staff — politely calling us idiots for calling Anchorman just an okay movie. In the comments, the Will Ferrell comedy gets called “classic,” “classique,” and “fucking incredible,” and the thread has become something of an Anchorman quote-o-rama.

  Of course, they still aren’t admitting that it’s an awesome film, but at least they’re pointing out that most of their readers do.

  Mar 24, 2008 · category: Articles, Films
  
  Posted by Tom Collins

• The full trailer for Pixar’s Wall-E is out now. This might be Pixar’s best yet.

  Mar 14, 2008 · category: Films
  
  Posted by Tom Collins

• Harry Potter is going to star in EIGHT films

  The best news I’ve heard in a LONG time:

  Harry Potter was the center of seven novels, but he’ll star in eight films. The final book in the wildly successful series will be made into two films, the Los Angeles Times reported Wednesday.
  
  Producers are expected to announce Thursday that J.K. Rowling’s last “Potter” installment, “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows,” will be split into two parts on the big screen. The first film is slated for release in November 2010, with part two following in May 2011.

  Absolutely fantastic.

  Mar 13, 2008 · category: Films, Harry Potter
  
  Posted by Tom Collins

• What if Saul Bass did the titles for Star Wars..

  If you want to be “in” on the joke, you can see more of Saul Bass’ work by doing a quick youtube search.

  Mar 3, 2008 · category: Films, random
  
  Posted by Tom Collins

• Should there be another Matrix?

  Mar 1, 2008 · category: Films
  
  Posted by Tom Collins