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  • Michael Phelps…no damn respect

    Don’t get me wrong…Michael Phelps is a bad ass. So bad he’s the best Olympian ever winning the most gold medals.

    However, someone should have taught him some damn respect.

    Talking and Laughing during the National Anthem…WTF!!!

    This guy is probably the biggest American Icon in the Olympics. What kind of message is he sending to the young people who look up to him with this showing.

    I’m still going to cheer for him because I love America, but I’m just disappointed.

    Mr. Phelps…

    …Thanks for playing!

    imageAug 12, 2008 · category: Olympics

    Posted by Bourbon Overby

  • Campaign tactics from Obama

    Okay, so here’s the deal. We’ve all read the Prayer that Obama put in the cracks of the Western Wall in Jerusalem. The question isn’t why was it published, but what for?

    In my personal opinion, this was just a campaign tactic. Its not like he said anything deep and private for God only to hear. You mean he flew all the way to Jerusalem to put into the cracks of the Holy Wall a prayer that he probably says every night before he goes to bed? Shenanigans I say. He left that prayer exactly where that student was to find it and then with a little help of the “liberal media” it gets published and boom, free publicity.  I think this was all designed to help boost his campaign and woe over some of the staunch conservatives. I’m not really upset by it. I’m just amazed at what cost candidates will go to be the president. Where the hell is the apple and oranges people in the world who want to run for president? Give me a good SOB any day!

    Thanks for playing!

    imageJul 27, 2008 · category: Election '08

    Posted by Bourbon Overby

  • Bourbon Update

    Hello all, or few…

    Its been awhile since I’ve been on here. I hope we have some followers still. It may be just the 4 wrongs themselves that get on here but oh well. Not much new going on for old Bourbon. I need to get on here more and let loose and talk about all the stupidity I see each day because we all know that we see it! I will try and at least resurrect Bourbon’s Weekly Proverb and keep that going. No doubt there are some amazing things out there we all need to hear about. Until next time my children.

    And as always…

    Thanks for playin!

    imageJul 27, 2008 · category: FYI

    Posted by Bourbon Overby

  • To all of our Faithful followers. The “Four” are headed to see the “Phantom of the Opera” tonght. We will rave, review, and rage later about it!

    And as always,

    Thanks for playing!

    imageJul 10, 2008 · category: random

    Posted by Bourbon Overby

  • Ah, Independence Day…what’s that?

    You know, just another vacation day for the rest of you unpatriotic bastards. Or for those of you on Capital Hill who look at the Constitution and say, “what an interesting looking document…maybe we should use it sometime.”

    For those of you who are my Brothers (Tom, John, Captain) and for the True Americans…Happy Independence Day! Best wishes and God bless you all!

    Let’s not forget our ancestors and their sacrifices (like fighting the largest country of their time G.B.) so that we may enjoy a simple, yet taken for granted little word: FREEDOM!

    Thanks for playing!

    imageJul 4, 2008 · category: History

    Posted by Bourbon Overby

  • Good times

    Just wanted to say that I had a great time with Tom, John, and Captain tonight. Its nice to get the Four back together again. Nothing like a little soccer on the old pitch to get the camaraderie going. Not to mention free food and a dip in the old pool. Good times my brothers. Let’s get together more often and talk about the “special people” in this world and the “good things” they do more often.

    Thanks for Playing!

    imageJun 22, 2008 · category: random

    Posted by Bourbon Overby

  • United States Map: Cost of Gasoline

    Here is a link to the cost of gasoline around the Nation. Its broke down by state and by county. Pretty amazing to see what the rest of the country is doing compared to where you are at.

    MAP

    imageMay 15, 2008 · category: FYI

    Posted by Bourbon Overby

  • What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?…

    …my ass!

    -Evil Betty-

    Kung Pow

    imageMay 15, 2008 · category: Humor

    Posted by Bourbon Overby

  • POLL: Do you like the United States?
    Thought I would get a poll going since we have quite a few viewers from different countries.

    Feel free to comment as well.

    Do you like the United States?
    YES
    NO
      
    pollcode.com free polls

    imageMay 11, 2008 · category: poll

    Posted by Bourbon Overby

  • Ah the French

    You want to know why I like the French?

    Too bad, I’m going to tell you anyway!

    I like the French because as bad as it gets sometimes, I know that I will never be French!

    imageMay 10, 2008 · category: random

    Posted by Bourbon Overby

  • Let me just get something off my chest. Its not a RAINFOREST…its a JUNGLE you F-ing Liberals!

    Thanks for playing.

    imageApr 27, 2008 · category: rant

    Posted by Bourbon Overby

  • Music to my Veins

    Just got done listening to some hard core rock! Love the way it makes me feel. I just want to RAGE! Get the old blood pumpin’ and brain thinking about how effed up this world really is and all the bitch as people in it. Need to give a shout out to Captain…what up my west, west yo brother. Keep the Rage coming! I hope we never get it all out. We’ve given that nice guy shit way too much time and effort. F-that, just let it out! People are so sensitive, and worry about every one’s damn bitch ass emotions too much. Hmmm let me check, yup, wasn’t sent here to care about how I make you feel or how you feel period! People act like they’re the ones who have the bad days and no one else, or that shit only happens to them. Do me a favor you F-stick…bend over and stick you head way between your legs, if it smells like shit then yes, you may be human after all you pussy! And to all you crying ass baby women…go ahead and keep on bitching. Hell, you bitch the week before your period, the week of, and the week after every month. That’s 36 weeks out of 52 for all you blondes! And I bet my ass you women will think of something to bitch about the other 14 weeks. Its in your nature to bitch. If I could find a girl and asked her, how much do you bitch on a scale from one to ten? If her reply was an eight, I would probably marry that girl! And you women wonder why you can’t keep a man! Hmmm, the word bitch comes to mind but I don’t know. And then there’s racism! Good old trusty racism. Ah how sweet the sound! Please, I’m not racist, just biased. If you think I’m mad because blacks get better government sympathy…yes. If you think I mad because if a black just screams racial profiling at work, you get fired…yes! If you think I mad at all the sad ass people who sympathize with these idiots…yes. If that makes me racist, then call me John Brown! So check it peep this, if you’re upset at this rant, or wish my death to come swiftly…don’t worry, I don’t feel bad at all and will sleep soundly tonight. I don’t give a shit how you feel or what you do. In the words of JT “cry me a river!” I hope this made you feel pissed because at least you felt something today you lazy ass, sympathetic uncle tom loving, jobless ass hippie!

    Thanks for playing Bitch!

    Bourbon

    imageApr 21, 2008 · category: rant

    Posted by Bourbon Overby

  • Just made it home from work today. My day started at 5:45am and I just now walked in (6:07pm). So, my question for all of you viewers, friends, and the other wrongs on here is…

    …is it me, or do I work too much?

    imageApr 21, 2008 · category: random

    Posted by Bourbon Overby

  • Bad Day

    CAPTAIN: DO NOT LOOK AT THIS PHOTO!!

    Everyone else, please enjoy…or not.

    Bad Day Photo

    Personally, I think he was just too head strong.

    imageApr 16, 2008 · category: life

    Posted by Bourbon Overby

  • Mastercard Wedding…priceless!

    One of my managers told me about this today while at work. I did some research about it and found it online. This story even made it to Jay Leno. Guys, if you’re out there…take a card from this guy because Revenge is sweet sometimes.

    MasterCard Wedding

    You got to love this guy…

    This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University . It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.

    It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

    After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd.

    He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.

    He especially wanted to thank the bride’s and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

    As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him.

    So taped to the bottom of everyone’s chair, including the wedding party was an envelope.

    He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.

    Inside each manila envelope was an 8×10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.

    The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.

    After just standing there, just watching the guests’ reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, ‘F—you!’

    Then he turned to his bride and said, ‘F— you!’

    Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, ‘I’m outta here.’

    He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.

    While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.

    His revenge–making the bride’s parents pay over $32,000 for a 300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride’s and best man’s reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.

    This guy has balls the size of church bells.

    Do you think we might get a MasterCard ‘priceless’ commercial out of this?

    Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000.

    Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000

    Deluxe two-week honeymoon accommodations in Maui : $8,500.

    The look on everyone’s face when they see the 8×10 glossy of the bride humping the best man: Priceless.

    There are some things money can’t buy, for everything else there’s MASTERCARD

    Thanks for Playing!

    imageMar 8, 2008 · category: Articles, Humor, news

    Posted by Bourbon Overby

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