I hate the movie Dune. Here are some movies and other things better than it. Spy Kids one through four, From Justin to Kelly, You Got Served, Soccer Dog: The Movie, Kazaam, Gigli, Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie, Phat Girls, Baby Geniuses, American Ninja V, 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain, Son of the Mask, Glitter, Feel the Noise to name a few. Some things that are better than Dune that aren’t movies: Breaking a bone, getting kicked in the nuts, getting laid……..you catch that one? Of course it is dumb ass. Falling down three flights of stairs, getting stung by a wasp…….it’s worse because unlike bees they don’t die afterwards………thanks Tom for informing me of that. Walking in on your parents have sex, getting a paper cut, working in a nursing home. Thanks to my arch nemesis for suggesting this movie that wasted 4 hours of my life. Sting was in it and it didn’t even help. Toto did the music and didn’t help. I don’t think Johnny Depp or Brad Pitt could have helped. That’s all for now. West west yo.


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Fantastic. Dune is the worst movie ever. I hope they guy who told you to watch this reads this blog. Because, I don’t think we’ve told him enough how much Dune sucks.

Tom Collins added these pithy words on Jul 17 08 at 1:23 am

You didn’t even finish the movie you filthy disgusting whore. But you are right about one thing, i would definitely rather get laid than watch Dune.

Muad'Dib added these pithy words on Jul 30 08 at 4:30 pm

I would just like to say that I appreciate the thoughtful and innovative ideas presented in the “Movies that are better than… ‘Dune’” blog. If at all possible, I believe the producers of FOURWRONGS should bake the Captain a big cookie cake in lieu of the Pulitzer Prize.

Brad added these pithy words on Jul 31 08 at 2:16 pm

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