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  • Campaign tactics from Obama

    Okay, so here’s the deal. We’ve all read the Prayer that Obama put in the cracks of the Western Wall in Jerusalem. The question isn’t why was it published, but what for?

    In my personal opinion, this was just a campaign tactic. Its not like he said anything deep and private for God only to hear. You mean he flew all the way to Jerusalem to put into the cracks of the Holy Wall a prayer that he probably says every night before he goes to bed? Shenanigans I say. He left that prayer exactly where that student was to find it and then with a little help of the “liberal media” it gets published and boom, free publicity.  I think this was all designed to help boost his campaign and woe over some of the staunch conservatives. I’m not really upset by it. I’m just amazed at what cost candidates will go to be the president. Where the hell is the apple and oranges people in the world who want to run for president? Give me a good SOB any day!

    Thanks for playing!

    imageJul 27, 2008 · category: Election '08

    Posted by Bourbon Overby

  • Bourbon Update

    Hello all, or few…

    Its been awhile since I’ve been on here. I hope we have some followers still. It may be just the 4 wrongs themselves that get on here but oh well. Not much new going on for old Bourbon. I need to get on here more and let loose and talk about all the stupidity I see each day because we all know that we see it! I will try and at least resurrect Bourbon’s Weekly Proverb and keep that going. No doubt there are some amazing things out there we all need to hear about. Until next time my children.

    And as always…

    Thanks for playin!

    imageJul 27, 2008 · category: FYI

    Posted by Bourbon Overby

  • This might be the best video ever. I hate to exagerate. But seriously. Best. Video. Ever.

    Peep it here (sorry to steal your line, Captain)

    imageJul 19, 2008 · category: video

    Posted by Tom Collins

  • I’m posting this because I’m pretty sure we don’t actually have any readers anymore, except for the four wrongs themselves, and maybe not even them. So, hell, who am I going to offend?

    This little number is from Jesus Martinez (aka Drunken Stepfather). DO NOT go to his site. There is way too much stuff you don’t want to see. But I keep going back, because his blog entries are priceless. This is just one example:

    I just made a new friend on the stoop of my apartment. He was this 20 year old dude who was just sitting there talking to himself. His conversation seemed pretty fucking intense as he was laughing loudly, and screaming, then whispering and crying, shit was like an emotional roller coaster and when I looked to see if he had his CIA blue tooth ear piece that junior executives everywhere are rockin in hopes of making their boring lives seemingly more interesting. I decided that dude was obviously talking to himself, so I figured I’d be a nice guy and strike up some conversation so he didn’t feel so alone. It was a mistake.

    He went off on how he was involved in some kind of rape last night and that the woman was his friend’s girlfriend’s grandmother because he loved her fucking cookies so much. He figured if she knew how to bake so well, her pussy was probably prime and when she was passed out on her cancer meds in her room, he slipped in to slip it in her. He then started laughing hysterically and that’s when I decided to peace, because crazy people who talk about raping grandmother’s freak me out.

    The truth is the only thing better than an old pussy, that can’t get pregnant because it dried up long ago, is young hot pussy on the pill, but I guess it’s a beggars can’t be choosers situation.

    Here is Oscar winning Helen Mirren in her bikini, showing of the tits that made her famous and the good news is that she’s only 63 and not 80, like the big breasted senior citizen I once loved when working at the old folks home.

    Wow. That’s all I can say

    imageJul 17, 2008 · category: random

    Posted by Tom Collins

  • Movies that are better than the motion picture Dune

    I hate the movie Dune. Here are some movies and other things better than it. Spy Kids one through four, From Justin to Kelly, You Got Served, Soccer Dog: The Movie, Kazaam, Gigli, Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie, Phat Girls, Baby Geniuses, American Ninja V, 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain, Son of the Mask, Glitter, Feel the Noise to name a few. Some things that are better than Dune that aren’t movies: Breaking a bone, getting kicked in the nuts, getting laid……..you catch that one? Of course it is dumb ass. Falling down three flights of stairs, getting stung by a wasp…….it’s worse because unlike bees they don’t die afterwards………thanks Tom for informing me of that. Walking in on your parents have sex, getting a paper cut, working in a nursing home. Thanks to my arch nemesis for suggesting this movie that wasted 4 hours of my life. Sting was in it and it didn’t even help. Toto did the music and didn’t help. I don’t think Johnny Depp or Brad Pitt could have helped. That’s all for now. West west yo.

    imageJul 16, 2008 · category: Films

    Posted by Captain Obvious

  • I think Stephen Hawking is a dick. But he did say (at least) one thing intelligent:

    “If time travel is real, where are all the time travelers?”

    Seriously, this is a great question.

    imageJul 15, 2008 · category: random

    Posted by Tom Collins

  • If you haven’t seen Best In Show, you probably should.

     

    imageJul 15, 2008 · category: video

    Posted by Tom Collins

  • To all of our Faithful followers. The “Four” are headed to see the “Phantom of the Opera” tonght. We will rave, review, and rage later about it!

    And as always,

    Thanks for playing!

    imageJul 10, 2008 · category: random

    Posted by Bourbon Overby

  • Ah, Independence Day…what’s that?

    You know, just another vacation day for the rest of you unpatriotic bastards. Or for those of you on Capital Hill who look at the Constitution and say, “what an interesting looking document…maybe we should use it sometime.”

    For those of you who are my Brothers (Tom, John, Captain) and for the True Americans…Happy Independence Day! Best wishes and God bless you all!

    Let’s not forget our ancestors and their sacrifices (like fighting the largest country of their time G.B.) so that we may enjoy a simple, yet taken for granted little word: FREEDOM!

    Thanks for playing!

    imageJul 4, 2008 · category: History

    Posted by Bourbon Overby

  • obama created the fist bump

    God, I wish we had an audience bigger than 4. Because this amazes me. BuzzFeed is ACTUALLY, literally claiming that Obama created the fist bump, apparently. A picture was snapped of Bush “bumping fists” with some kid - And BuzzFeed’s reaction is “George W copies Obama and gives an ecstatic little boy a fist bump”.

    Um… Am I crazy, or has the “fist bump” been around for a couple decades now? I was unaware that ol’ Obama created it. And, by the way, I’m sure Bush had never done it before Obama did a few weeks ago.

    Hmm, interesting. Political bias, maybe?

    imageJul 3, 2008 · category: buzzfeed

    Posted by Tom Collins

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