Well apparently it’s gone for good.

Some folks just insist on pissing in the gene pool. A group of high school girls in Massachusetts may have decided to make a “pregnancy pact,” because nothing goes with an eigth grade reading level quite like the responsibility of raising a human being:

“Some girls seemed more upset when they weren’t pregnant than when they were,” principal Joseph Sullivan told Time.com.The pregnancy rate at the 1,200-student school is four times higher than the previous year, and officials were shocked to learn that men in their 20s had fathered some of the babies, Time.com said.“We found out one of the fathers is a 24-year-old homeless guy,” Sullivan told Time.com.

Enjoy the full story here. What the hell has this country come to?

On a side note, I just thought you might like to know that I beat ol’ Kottke to the punch on this story. I posted it last night, and then I was checking kottke this afternoon, and he just posted about it. I feel pretty special about that.