Dive into the archives.

• hey black people……some not all

  Way to jump on the band wagon once there is a black candidate. Why didn’t you care before? if this the first candidate that cared about you? How many black people just now registered because of this? That’s what I want to know. Shaq did a freestyle talking shit about Kobe. It’s pretty funny. I like how the day after the Celtics won the championship nobody knew because Tiger Woods won the U.S. Open on a torn ACL. Oh yeah he hurt it a year ago. Fuck you Boston. We care about one guy more than your whole stupid city. Let me also say this. Tiger………you can suck a cock. You’re the reason golf is so expensive now.  i had fun hanging out with John, Tom, and Bourbon. They played some soccer and then shot some hoops with me. I’m tired of blogging. West west yo.

  Jun 23, 2008 · category: Election '08, f'n raging
  
  Posted by Captain Obvious

• Here is a delightful little video of Michael Ian Black reading the letters he wrote to the first girl he f-ed. (That’s fingered, not the other thing, the one you thought when you first read that).

  Jun 23, 2008 · category: Uncategorized
  
  Posted by Tom Collins

• Good times

  Just wanted to say that I had a great time with Tom, John, and Captain tonight. Its nice to get the Four back together again. Nothing like a little soccer on the old pitch to get the camaraderie going. Not to mention free food and a dip in the old pool. Good times my brothers. Let’s get together more often and talk about the “special people” in this world and the “good things” they do more often.

  Thanks for Playing!

  Jun 22, 2008 · category: random
  
  Posted by Bourbon Overby

• Remember that antiquated old thing called Abstinence?

  Well apparently it’s gone for good.

  Some folks just insist on pissing in the gene pool. A group of high school girls in Massachusetts may have decided to make a “pregnancy pact,” because nothing goes with an eigth grade reading level quite like the responsibility of raising a human being:

  “Some girls seemed more upset when they weren’t pregnant than when they were,” principal Joseph Sullivan told Time.com.The pregnancy rate at the 1,200-student school is four times higher than the previous year, and officials were shocked to learn that men in their 20s had fathered some of the babies, Time.com said.“We found out one of the fathers is a 24-year-old homeless guy,” Sullivan told Time.com.

  Enjoy the full story here. What the hell has this country come to?

   

  On a side note, I just thought you might like to know that I beat ol’ Kottke to the punch on this story. I posted it last night, and then I was checking kottke this afternoon, and he just posted about it. I feel pretty special about that.

  Jun 20, 2008 · category: Articles
  
  Posted by Tom Collins

• Tribute to stupid bitches

  What up peeps? I’m pissed because of a stupid bitch screwed over one of my friends. She said to me she didn’t like this dude and went out a few times with my buddy then a day later starts dating “the guy she didn’t like” and he’s a douche bag. Dumb whore. This guy is a nice guy and didn’t deserve this type of treatment. Who hasn’t met a girl like this that plays with 15 different guys emotions at the same time and ends up with the biggest dumb ass she could. This girl better marry rich because she can’t do anything for herself. She’s worked at the store for a few months and still might be the most retarded person there. I hope some dude sticks it in her ass and then leaves. She also complained to the store manager a week or so ago that all the girls were mean to her. Fucking deal with it. People are going to be mean to your stupid ass all the time. It’s because you’re a fucktard that people don’t like you. She’s quitting and today is her last day. Good riddance ho. She also made the comment that this is the first time guys has showed interest in her so she was just confused and thought she would talk to several different people because it made her feel good. Hey dumb ass. I heard heroine makes you feel good so you should try it because you can. West west yo. Yeah I have anger issues.

  Jun 20, 2008 · category: f'n raging
  
  Posted by Captain Obvious

• The most amazing bread-making video ever.

  (via kottke)

  Jun 19, 2008 · category: video
  
  Posted by Tom Collins

• yep

  Just got the computer working again so that’s the only reason I haven’t written in a while. It’s not because I’m lazy and don’t feel like writing anymore at times. Got another ticket the other day by a big black woman that was a sheriff. I was going 48 in a 40 and the ticket is 185.50. Seriously? That’s why I hate cops. They have nothing better to do than pull someone over for 8 miles and charge 185.50. I’m sick and tired of this stuff happening. Just the man trying to keep me down. I’m out bitches. West west yo.

  Jun 12, 2008 · category: random
  
  Posted by Captain Obvious

• N.Y. man dies after jumping from plane without a parachute

  No Shit!

  Jun 7, 2008 · category: WTF
  
  Posted by Bourbon Overby