It’s not like I’ve been doing much but it’s become a chore to write at times. I just want to say I hate people in general. Not everyone but most people. Go ahead and think you’re in the 2 percent I like if it makes you feel better. I saw a sign on the side of the road the other day that said and I quote…..four handed massages. I’d like me some of that but it sounds so weird. After the four hands are on my cock there’s no place else to go so I’ll take one of those please. I just want to throw this out there but is there anyone that says motherfucker better than Samual L. Jackson. I don’t think so and I can’t wait to see him in the second Iron Man movie. You should go see the first one if you haven’t………….fantastic. Thought of another cartoon chick I want to boink. The pink hair chick from the E-Surance commercials. I also want to bring up that I hate guys that wear pink shirts, have tribal arm band tats, and wear big assed cubic zerconium earrings in their ears. Spend less time being a douche bag and read a book or something. Have you ever had jean wood? I get it all the time. I mean my package is massive and huge but I still get it. If you don’t know what it is then let me explain. It’s when you wear jeans that are a little big (no nut huggers) and your waist line goes underneath your belt and it looks like you are pitching a tent. Awesome. West west yo.

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