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  • Douchebags

    Apparently some people didn’t listen and work was busy as fuck. Way to be idiots and come shop instead of enjoying your day off or relaxing at the lake or around the pool with family or doing what this day is about and honoring the soldiers. Let me tell you something. Even if you don’t like the President or what he stands for don’t be a hippie and support the troops. What the hell do you need a treadmill for on this day? It couldn’t wait? Maybe you have no family or friends and in that case you’re still a f’n loser and people hate you. Is your confidence shot yet?Let me tell you also then that the only person who likes you is well……….nobody you loser. I think we’re under a tornado watch right now. That kind of freaks me out. I’m not a big fan of natural disasters. Thanks to all the soldiers who fight for our freedom and those who died to keep it. West west yo.

    imageMay 27, 2008 · category: random

    Posted by Captain Obvious

  • If I didn’t have humor I would sit in a tower and shoot people

    Good thing I have family and friends that make me laugh or you might die. I know that’s kind of harsh and may rub people the wrong way. You know what you can do………….rub your face into my penis….insert penis jokes here. I can’t explain my mood right now. I’m in an alright mood but i guess I’m just a bitter person. I work in a place where you have to deal with people and I don’t really like people. There are always those cool people who are understanding and nice but most of them are retarded and gay. A lot of foreign people come to America and get East Coast attitudes where they demand and think they run shit. I had a retard come in and ask me if a exercise bike was manual or electronic. I thought of a bunch of comments such as……..go back to your country fucktard, are you serious, what would be the point of that, are you special, or to just walk away. I said ummmmmm no. He then asked me what the plug in was for and I told him the display and walked off. Then a person with a heart of gold came and helped him because I would have been mean and made him cry or been fired. John Daniels delt with an idiot too but I’ll let him tell that story if he feels like it or ever writes another blog. Let me just say this guy walked around like he had a permanent concussion. He had that look that just says dddddddrrrrrrrrrrr loud and all the time. Charles Barkley is the next Anchor Man. Axl I want my free f’n Dr. Pepper. Add any other random thought here. Me without rage is like a porn flick without sex. I hope I don’t lose it ever. I know Bourbon won’t ever lose it. Neither will John and Tom. We’ve all been slacking on this site but I promise I’ll try to put more blogs up and not just links. I have to work tomorrow and it should be busy. Let’s all hope you are at the lake or doing stuff that doesn’t involve you being anywhere close to where I’m at. I’m sure you’re not a dumb ass idiot because your reading my blog but there might be a chance and I don’t want to deal with you if you are……..go have fun……..don’t bother me or ask me a dumb ass question. That’s all I got tonight. West west yo.

    imageMay 25, 2008 · category: random

    Posted by Captain Obvious

  • People

    I know I’ve posted a few dumb ass post with a clip or link to something but now it’s time to f’n rage. I’m tired of people that will tell you everything that’s going on with them or wrong but won’t listen to you for shit. You tell them something and they go back to themselves. Go fuck yourself selfish bastards. Grow up or die or something.  Next time you start bitching to me about something I’m going to cut you off and tell you what I think about your selfish ass. On a happier note hippies can all die. I’m pretty sure that I’m going to have sex with your Mom tonight and west west yo.

    imageMay 18, 2008 · category: f'n raging

    Posted by Captain Obvious

  • Really?

    Another reason to hate dirty hippies. This might be the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen. Peep it here. This requires reading. It’s not a video. But if you don’t like to read it’s ok because you can see what I’m talking about. I really don’t like hippies. West west yo.

    imageMay 18, 2008 · category: Articles, random

    Posted by Captain Obvious

  • United States Map: Cost of Gasoline

    Here is a link to the cost of gasoline around the Nation. Its broke down by state and by county. Pretty amazing to see what the rest of the country is doing compared to where you are at.

    MAP

    imageMay 15, 2008 · category: FYI

    Posted by Bourbon Overby

  • What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?…

    …my ass!

    -Evil Betty-

    Kung Pow

    imageMay 15, 2008 · category: Humor

    Posted by Bourbon Overby

  • POLL: Do you like the United States?
    Thought I would get a poll going since we have quite a few viewers from different countries.

    Feel free to comment as well.

    Do you like the United States?
    YES
    NO
      
    pollcode.com free polls

    imageMay 11, 2008 · category: poll

    Posted by Bourbon Overby

  • Ah the French

    You want to know why I like the French?

    Too bad, I’m going to tell you anyway!

    I like the French because as bad as it gets sometimes, I know that I will never be French!

    imageMay 10, 2008 · category: random

    Posted by Bourbon Overby

  • It’s been a while

    It’s not like I’ve been doing much but it’s become a chore to write at times. I just want to say I hate people in general. Not everyone but most people. Go ahead and think you’re in the 2 percent I like if it makes you feel better. I saw a sign on the side of the road the other day that said and I quote…..four handed massages. I’d like me some of that but it sounds so weird. After the four hands are on my cock there’s no place else to go so I’ll take one of those please. I just want to throw this out there but is there anyone that says motherfucker better than Samual L. Jackson. I don’t think so and I can’t wait to see him in the second Iron Man movie. You should go see the first one if you haven’t………….fantastic. Thought of another cartoon chick I want to boink. The pink hair chick from the E-Surance commercials. I also want to bring up that I hate guys that wear pink shirts, have tribal arm band tats, and wear big assed cubic zerconium earrings in their ears. Spend less time being a douche bag and read a book or something. Have you ever had jean wood? I get it all the time. I mean my package is massive and huge but I still get it. If you don’t know what it is then let me explain. It’s when you wear jeans that are a little big (no nut huggers) and your waist line goes underneath your belt and it looks like you are pitching a tent. Awesome. West west yo.

    imageMay 9, 2008 · category: random

    Posted by Captain Obvious

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