We have a national pastime at work and it’s called eye humping. You may think you know what it is or think you know by what it’s called but you don’t. While most people take a casual glance at a beautiful women and maybe do a double take. With eye humping you look at them and imagine having dirty sex with them. See you didn’t know that. When I say dirty sex I don’t mean something gross………..I mean just rough sex with no strings attached. You can insert fuck or fucking instead of sex because that’s what it is. Weekends are the best time for this and with the weather getting warm and less clothes I’m sure there will be plenty of it to make us go blind……..in more than one way. If you don’t get that then you’re a douchebag or a different gender. I’m just trying to help my prostate. I want to talk about Bono for a minute or two. You’ve got Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson “doing” all these things for black people. When I saying “doing” I mean talking a lot without doing shit for black people. Bono is from Ireland and has done so much for Africa and AIDS. He has done more than the both of them combined. Al and Jesse…………quit talking and start doing. I can’t believe people look up to you and see you as role models. Get a fucking life and if you have a cause do something about it…….bitches. West west yo. I’ll write more another time but I’m tired.


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