First off my name is Captain Obvious and I like to rage about things that bother me. The name comes from the things I say that are so obvious to me. I don’t get why other people don’t get it.  If you take the things I say personal you most likely take yourself way to seriously. I will rage about that some other time but today I want to rage about hippies. Hippies are people who would rather Free Willy or save a tree than take a shower and be responsible and have a job that doesn’t include selling bongs at the local head shop. I understand that Willy is in a tank, fed regularly, and he entertains kids. What’s so wrong with that? Why would he want to be in the ocean where Jaws and five of his friends can come deal with his whale butt? Hey hippies have you never used a piece of paper to write down your hippie poems or music lyrics that makes no sense to anyone but other pot heads? Last time I checked a tree died because of that paper you wrote on not including the pencil you wrote it down with. I know you can’t memorize everything you think of because you have a short term memory span from Mr. Gunja. I’m not saying I hate hippies. The Beatles were hippies and a great band. One of my best friends in the world is a hippie. I’m just saying these things to enlighten those who don’t understand what hippies do to our culture. So many things in this world that dumb down our culture. Maybe some of you think this blog made you dumber for reading it. That’s your opinion and you’re entitled to it like I am to write mine. Just make sure if you have a cause that it’s one worth fighting for and don’t follow a celebrity because you like them in all their movies or someone might have influenced you in one way or another. Form your own opinions and if you want to do something about it then do it.