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  • This might be the best video ever. I hate to exagerate. But seriously. Best. Video. Ever.

    Peep it here (sorry to steal your line, Captain)

    imageJul 19, 2008 · comments {no comments} · category: video

    Posted by Tom Collins

  • I’m posting this because I’m pretty sure we don’t actually have any readers anymore, except for the four wrongs themselves, and maybe not even them. So, hell, who am I going to offend?

    This little number is from Jesus Martinez (aka Drunken Stepfather). DO NOT go to his site. There is way too much stuff you don’t want to see. But I keep going back, because his blog entries are priceless. This is just one example:

    I just made a new friend on the stoop of my apartment. He was this 20 year old dude who was just sitting there talking to himself. His conversation seemed pretty fucking intense as he was laughing loudly, and screaming, then whispering and crying, shit was like an emotional roller coaster and when I looked to see if he had his CIA blue tooth ear piece that junior executives everywhere are rockin in hopes of making their boring lives seemingly more interesting. I decided that dude was obviously talking to himself, so I figured I’d be a nice guy and strike up some conversation so he didn’t feel so alone. It was a mistake.

    He went off on how he was involved in some kind of rape last night and that the woman was his friend’s girlfriend’s grandmother because he loved her fucking cookies so much. He figured if she knew how to bake so well, her pussy was probably prime and when she was passed out on her cancer meds in her room, he slipped in to slip it in her. He then started laughing hysterically and that’s when I decided to peace, because crazy people who talk about raping grandmother’s freak me out.

    The truth is the only thing better than an old pussy, that can’t get pregnant because it dried up long ago, is young hot pussy on the pill, but I guess it’s a beggars can’t be choosers situation.

    Here is Oscar winning Helen Mirren in her bikini, showing of the tits that made her famous and the good news is that she’s only 63 and not 80, like the big breasted senior citizen I once loved when working at the old folks home.

    Wow. That’s all I can say

    imageJul 17, 2008 · comments {one comment} · category: random

    Posted by Tom Collins

  • Movies that are better than the motion picture Dune

    I hate the movie Dune. Here are some movies and other things better than it. Spy Kids one through four, From Justin to Kelly, You Got Served, Soccer Dog: The Movie, Kazaam, Gigli, Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie, Phat Girls, Baby Geniuses, American Ninja V, 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain, Son of the Mask, Glitter, Feel the Noise to name a few. Some things that are better than Dune that aren’t movies: Breaking a bone, getting kicked in the nuts, getting laid……..you catch that one? Of course it is dumb ass. Falling down three flights of stairs, getting stung by a wasp…….it’s worse because unlike bees they don’t die afterwards………thanks Tom for informing me of that. Walking in on your parents have sex, getting a paper cut, working in a nursing home. Thanks to my arch nemesis for suggesting this movie that wasted 4 hours of my life. Sting was in it and it didn’t even help. Toto did the music and didn’t help. I don’t think Johnny Depp or Brad Pitt could have helped. That’s all for now. West west yo.

    imageJul 16, 2008 · comments {one comment} · category: Films

    Posted by Captain Obvious

  • I think Stephen Hawking is a dick. But he did say (at least) one thing intelligent:

    “If time travel is real, where are all the time travelers?”

    Seriously, this is a great question.

    imageJul 15, 2008 · comments {no comments} · category: random

    Posted by Tom Collins

  • To all of our Faithful followers. The “Four” are headed to see the “Phantom of the Opera” tonght. We will rave, review, and rage later about it!

    And as always,

    Thanks for playing!

    imageJul 10, 2008 · comments {no comments} · category: random

    Posted by Bourbon Overby

  • Ah, Independence Day…what’s that?

    You know, just another vacation day for the rest of you unpatriotic bastards. Or for those of you on Capital Hill who look at the Constitution and say, “what an interesting looking document…maybe we should use it sometime.”

    For those of you who are my Brothers (Tom, John, Captain) and for the True Americans…Happy Independence Day! Best wishes and God bless you all!

    Let’s not forget our ancestors and their sacrifices (like fighting the largest country of their time G.B.) so that we may enjoy a simple, yet taken for granted little word: FREEDOM!

    Thanks for playing!

    imageJul 4, 2008 · comments {no comments} · category: History

    Posted by Bourbon Overby

  • obama created the fist bump

    God, I wish we had an audience bigger than 4. Because this amazes me. BuzzFeed is ACTUALLY, literally claiming that Obama created the fist bump, apparently. A picture was snapped of Bush “bumping fists” with some kid - And BuzzFeed’s reaction is “George W copies Obama and gives an ecstatic little boy a fist bump”.

    Um… Am I crazy, or has the “fist bump” been around for a couple decades now? I was unaware that ol’ Obama created it. And, by the way, I’m sure Bush had never done it before Obama did a few weeks ago.

    Hmm, interesting. Political bias, maybe?

    imageJul 3, 2008 · comments {one comment} · category: buzzfeed

    Posted by Tom Collins

  • hey black people……some not all

    Way to jump on the band wagon once there is a black candidate. Why didn’t you care before? if this the first candidate that cared about you? How many black people just now registered because of this? That’s what I want to know. Shaq did a freestyle talking shit about Kobe. It’s pretty funny. I like how the day after the Celtics won the championship nobody knew because Tiger Woods won the U.S. Open on a torn ACL. Oh yeah he hurt it a year ago. Fuck you Boston. We care about one guy more than your whole stupid city. Let me also say this. Tiger………you can suck a cock. You’re the reason golf is so expensive now.  i had fun hanging out with John, Tom, and Bourbon. They played some soccer and then shot some hoops with me. I’m tired of blogging. West west yo.

    imageJun 23, 2008 · comments {no comments} · category: Election '08, f'n raging

    Posted by Captain Obvious

  • Good times

    Just wanted to say that I had a great time with Tom, John, and Captain tonight. Its nice to get the Four back together again. Nothing like a little soccer on the old pitch to get the camaraderie going. Not to mention free food and a dip in the old pool. Good times my brothers. Let’s get together more often and talk about the “special people” in this world and the “good things” they do more often.

    Thanks for Playing!

    imageJun 22, 2008 · comments {one comment} · category: random

    Posted by Bourbon Overby

  • Remember that antiquated old thing called Abstinence?

    Well apparently it’s gone for good.

    Some folks just insist on pissing in the gene pool. A group of high school girls in Massachusetts may have decided to make a “pregnancy pact,” because nothing goes with an eigth grade reading level quite like the responsibility of raising a human being:

    “Some girls seemed more upset when they weren’t pregnant than when they were,” principal Joseph Sullivan told Time.com.The pregnancy rate at the 1,200-student school is four times higher than the previous year, and officials were shocked to learn that men in their 20s had fathered some of the babies, Time.com said.“We found out one of the fathers is a 24-year-old homeless guy,” Sullivan told Time.com.

    Enjoy the full story here. What the hell has this country come to?

     

    On a side note, I just thought you might like to know that I beat ol’ Kottke to the punch on this story. I posted it last night, and then I was checking kottke this afternoon, and he just posted about it. I feel pretty special about that.

    imageJun 20, 2008 · comments {no comments} · category: Articles

    Posted by Tom Collins

  • Tribute to stupid bitches

    What up peeps? I’m pissed because of a stupid bitch screwed over one of my friends. She said to me she didn’t like this dude and went out a few times with my buddy then a day later starts dating “the guy she didn’t like” and he’s a douche bag. Dumb whore. This guy is a nice guy and didn’t deserve this type of treatment. Who hasn’t met a girl like this that plays with 15 different guys emotions at the same time and ends up with the biggest dumb ass she could. This girl better marry rich because she can’t do anything for herself. She’s worked at the store for a few months and still might be the most retarded person there. I hope some dude sticks it in her ass and then leaves. She also complained to the store manager a week or so ago that all the girls were mean to her. Fucking deal with it. People are going to be mean to your stupid ass all the time. It’s because you’re a fucktard that people don’t like you. She’s quitting and today is her last day. Good riddance ho. She also made the comment that this is the first time guys has showed interest in her so she was just confused and thought she would talk to several different people because it made her feel good. Hey dumb ass. I heard heroine makes you feel good so you should try it because you can. West west yo. Yeah I have anger issues.

    imageJun 20, 2008 · comments {one comment} · category: f'n raging

    Posted by Captain Obvious

  • yep

    Just got the computer working again so that’s the only reason I haven’t written in a while. It’s not because I’m lazy and don’t feel like writing anymore at times. Got another ticket the other day by a big black woman that was a sheriff. I was going 48 in a 40 and the ticket is 185.50. Seriously? That’s why I hate cops. They have nothing better to do than pull someone over for 8 miles and charge 185.50. I’m sick and tired of this stuff happening. Just the man trying to keep me down. I’m out bitches. West west yo.

    imageJun 12, 2008 · comments {one comment} · category: random

    Posted by Captain Obvious

  • Douchebags

    Apparently some people didn’t listen and work was busy as fuck. Way to be idiots and come shop instead of enjoying your day off or relaxing at the lake or around the pool with family or doing what this day is about and honoring the soldiers. Let me tell you something. Even if you don’t like the President or what he stands for don’t be a hippie and support the troops. What the hell do you need a treadmill for on this day? It couldn’t wait? Maybe you have no family or friends and in that case you’re still a f’n loser and people hate you. Is your confidence shot yet?Let me tell you also then that the only person who likes you is well……….nobody you loser. I think we’re under a tornado watch right now. That kind of freaks me out. I’m not a big fan of natural disasters. Thanks to all the soldiers who fight for our freedom and those who died to keep it. West west yo.

    imageMay 27, 2008 · comments {no comments} · category: random

    Posted by Captain Obvious

  • If I didn’t have humor I would sit in a tower and shoot people

    Good thing I have family and friends that make me laugh or you might die. I know that’s kind of harsh and may rub people the wrong way. You know what you can do………….rub your face into my penis….insert penis jokes here. I can’t explain my mood right now. I’m in an alright mood but i guess I’m just a bitter person. I work in a place where you have to deal with people and I don’t really like people. There are always those cool people who are understanding and nice but most of them are retarded and gay. A lot of foreign people come to America and get East Coast attitudes where they demand and think they run shit. I had a retard come in and ask me if a exercise bike was manual or electronic. I thought of a bunch of comments such as……..go back to your country fucktard, are you serious, what would be the point of that, are you special, or to just walk away. I said ummmmmm no. He then asked me what the plug in was for and I told him the display and walked off. Then a person with a heart of gold came and helped him because I would have been mean and made him cry or been fired. John Daniels delt with an idiot too but I’ll let him tell that story if he feels like it or ever writes another blog. Let me just say this guy walked around like he had a permanent concussion. He had that look that just says dddddddrrrrrrrrrrr loud and all the time. Charles Barkley is the next Anchor Man. Axl I want my free f’n Dr. Pepper. Add any other random thought here. Me without rage is like a porn flick without sex. I hope I don’t lose it ever. I know Bourbon won’t ever lose it. Neither will John and Tom. We’ve all been slacking on this site but I promise I’ll try to put more blogs up and not just links. I have to work tomorrow and it should be busy. Let’s all hope you are at the lake or doing stuff that doesn’t involve you being anywhere close to where I’m at. I’m sure you’re not a dumb ass idiot because your reading my blog but there might be a chance and I don’t want to deal with you if you are……..go have fun……..don’t bother me or ask me a dumb ass question. That’s all I got tonight. West west yo.

    imageMay 25, 2008 · comments {no comments} · category: random

    Posted by Captain Obvious

  • People

    I know I’ve posted a few dumb ass post with a clip or link to something but now it’s time to f’n rage. I’m tired of people that will tell you everything that’s going on with them or wrong but won’t listen to you for shit. You tell them something and they go back to themselves. Go fuck yourself selfish bastards. Grow up or die or something.  Next time you start bitching to me about something I’m going to cut you off and tell you what I think about your selfish ass. On a happier note hippies can all die. I’m pretty sure that I’m going to have sex with your Mom tonight and west west yo.

    imageMay 18, 2008 · comments {one comment} · category: f'n raging

    Posted by Captain Obvious

  • Really?

    Another reason to hate dirty hippies. This might be the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen. Peep it here. This requires reading. It’s not a video. But if you don’t like to read it’s ok because you can see what I’m talking about. I really don’t like hippies. West west yo.

    imageMay 18, 2008 · comments {no comments} · category: Articles, random

    Posted by Captain Obvious

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